Esenzeka eminyakeni iskripthi 65 besilisa: 'Ukuzinikezela kuya umhlalaphansi'

Niyaphaphalaza ngokujulile uma ucabanga ukuthi eminyakeni 65 zokuphila usezofika ekupheleni. Uma ubaba wakho noma umkhulu - indoda engu-65 ubudala, kufanele wazi ukuthi bonke sekuqalile nje! Wena nje ukunikeza othandekayo usuku lwakho yakhe iminyaka engu-eneminyaka engu-65 iholidi yangempela emjikelezweni izihlobo nabangane. Lungiselela iskripthi wokugubha iminyaka engu-65 kumuntu ukuze abone iminyaka yabo izinto eziningi ezimangalisayo akulula, ngakho kufanele sizame!

Okokuqala, ukucabanga nendlela ezigubha leli holidi ijabulise Umkhulu (ubaba), beveza nomqondo kusihlwa. Amadoda amaningi musa ugijimele ingxenye nge umsebenzi ozithandayo bese uyeka, kodwa uma eminyakeni 65, indoda namanje wanquma ukuthatha lesi sinyathelo, kungenzeka ukuba uxhumanise lesi senzakalo esibalulekile kanye isihloko migubho. Njengoba isibonelo, sinikeza wena umqondo "Kutinikela abahola impesheni." Esikhathini elithi "ukuzinikezela" iqhawe kosuku abathintekayo, nabangane bakhe ama-ubudala obufanelekile izihlobo eziningi. Lo mkhosi umhlalaphansi ukuba bajoyine izinhlangano sabathola impesheni ihlinzeka isifungo esisemthethweni (kodwa ezihlekisayo).

Izifungo iqhawe kosuku: "Mina ngiyindlela insizwa bokuphila, nezidalwa yabo umuntu, futhi nami nginithandile kakhulu Ngiyafunga:

1. Proudly enalesi siqu zokuhlonipha we impesheni, futhi ngazo zonke izindlela ongazicabanga ukugcizelela ukuzibandakanya yayo GP;
2. dekulakize iziphathimandla yanyanga zonke zomphakathi isikhathi somhlalaphansi, izinzuzo kanye nezinye imali ukuze umuntu wabo ophansi;
3. Nge nobukhulu, ukuze kugcwaliseke zonke emasikweni, amasiko impesheni, esungulwe ngumthetho, okungukuthi, ukuhamba njalo egcekeni, ukuze wamthethisa ukuphila abasha yesimanje, isithakazelo ezombusazwe kanye empilweni yomphakathi;
4. Njalo ngezikhathi ukuba ngivakashele ihhovisi izindlu, Pension Fund, i-Ofisi Tax kanye nezinye izitho, lapho abadala othile ukukhuluma. "

Ilungiselela kwesifungo mbumbulu ngosuku esenzeka ngalo iminyaka engu-65 indoda endala, iskripthi kufanele uqhubeke imincintiswano uhlelo ekhonsathini. Njengoba imincintiswano kungaba Imibuzo olwazini amasiko owayesethathe umhlala-phansi, kanye imiqondo yesimanje kanye nokuphila izikhathi "waseSoviet." Emncintiswaneni "Qagela sibonge 'ka nangenkathi ezahlukene nazo kwakuvumelana ku isihloko kusihlwa. Enye kumnandi hilarious ngabantu abadala kungenziwa abathintekayo kulo mncintiswano ukwakha logo GP (All-Russian Society of impesheni).

esenzeka iskripthi 65 iminyaka indoda ngeke akwenze ngaphandle umculo. Umculo kungaba nhlobonhlobo, kusukela Russian Folk tingoma nemilolotelo ukuba iculo kusukela "kwasebusheni bethu", okusho 70. Ayikho ngaphansi Retro disco impesheni bayokwazisa ukusebenza umzukulu othandekayo izinkondlo phezu isihloko esifanelekile, amaculo kanye bedansa.

Njengoba okulungiselelwe iskripthi wokugubha iminyaka engu-65 kumuntu, kuyinto ukucacisa indawo ye-party, imenyu, inani izimenywa futhi ukuklanywa ihholo. Njengoba nezilaleli ngeke asondele encane yokudlela, cottage noma indlu ka isiko. Hlola Igumbi kungaba indlela nenkathi yamaSoviet, usebenzisa imfanelo kwesikhathi (USSR ifulege, amaphosta iziqubulo, igilamafoni, zokudla kuhlanzekile yini elibomvu, zibuko zakhe ezinkulu, nokunye). Imenyu kungaba ngezindlela ezihlukahlukene, musa enamathiselwe cuisine ethile, ngoba etafuleni Russian uhlale "abacebile, futhi ngijabule kakhulu." Finyelela ukhukhamba kanye jam, usike amasaladi, ukupheka inkukhu kanye namazambane, ngokuvamile, usebenzise zonke izitsha eziyothokozisa wena kanye nezivakashi zakho. Noma kunjalo, kuhle ukucabangela amadala yobudala izivakashi, ngakho zama ukuqinisekisa ukuthi izitsha babenjengomuntu ephephile ezempilo.

Ukucabanga ozobamema ephathini, khumbula ukuthi usuku lokukhumbula engu-65 simo besilisa yakhelwe nezithameli ezindala futhi eziningi ezincane umndeni iqhawe kosuku awulona nesithakazelo kuleyo migubho. Ukuze umfana lokuzalwa uzizwa 'benethezekile ", umeme abangani bakhe esikhathini esidlule, ukuthola ofunda wangaphambili futhi lawo makhosi nabo ngasebenza njengombonisi eMnyangweni esikhethekile. Siyaqiniseka ukuthi kuyoba nice ukubona abangane bakho emashumini eminyaka kamuva.

Uma uke ilandelwe yonke iseluleko sethu ngokucophelela olungiselelwe ngokunqoba wabhala iskripthi wokugubha iminyaka 65 indoda, qiniseka ukuthi umkhosi uzosingatha mnandi!