Scene mayelana Day umama ezihlekisayo lomama

Indlela umuntu ngamunye iqala isandla sikamama ngokujovwa, okuyinto uhlala umuntu esibiza kakhulu futhi abaseduze ekupheleni kwezinsuku. Ngo ukubonga bonke omama ukuphila ethulwa ngo-1998 e ikhalenda uvele iholide - uSuku Lomama, okuyinto lugujwa ngeSonto lokugcina Novemba. Izingane kanye nezihlobo ungakhohlwa ukuhalalisela ekuseni kakhulu abesifazane lwendabuko zibanjwa nemicimbi samaholide emaqenjini yezingane, okungaba umhlobiso skits funny mayelana umama.

Ukuze enkulisa

Okubalulekile isikhashana zemfundo nokufundisa esemncane iyona ngekhanda amavesi. Lokhu kuthuthukisa inkulumo futhi ithuthukisa inkumbulo. Ngakho-ke, i-party yezingane kufanele ukhethe umbhalo encane imvumelwano, egcwele amathuba ukuyibhala emgqeni umdlalo ukuze izingane anentshisekelo. Kungenzeka ukuqoqa impahla emavesini eyaziwa abalobi ezivelele: Agnes Barto, Elena Blaginin, Grigore Vieru. Ukuze amehlo izilaleli kubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi Siphetfo ezingalindelekile futhi equkethwe nozungu. Into engcono, uma scene ngomama lobaba - ezihlekisayo, kuze kube iholidi ngaphambi imizwelo eyakhayo kubaluleke kakhulu.

Kodwa kufanele kube qiniseka ukugqoka i nature sezemfundo: hhayi kuphela neqhaza ukuncokola, kodwa futhi nokuba ngifundise umusa, reciprocity, ukuqhosha ngohlanga noma ngesiko umndeni wakhe. Phambili kungathatha uthisha, futhi eqenjini amadala - ingane ukulungele kakhulu uyakwazi ukugcina ngentambo sakhiwo, ngoba uma kungenjalo okuqukethwe ngeke okuxhunywana tetsamelilwati takhe wona.

"Bank Holiday"

Izingane imidwebo ngomama emelelwa kahle amaqoqo tetemibhalo, sinikeza umfundi scene "usuku zemikhosi":

Abahlanganyeli: Esihola, umama, ubaba, indodakazi, indodana.

indodana:

Idili wosuku - uSuku Lomama!

Kodwa udadewabo omncane ukulala nathi lazy:

kuphela wokukhanya kwelanga efasiteleni,

Sidlala kakade ne cat.

(Umfana nentombazane iya umnyango ekamelweni olandelayo, ukulalela).

Indodakazi ithi kumfowabo:

Umama nobaba balele ubuthongo,

Futhi asifuni ukondla!

indodana:

Ngeke baphaphame kubo,

Isobho angapheka ngokwakho!

(Yena othanda udadewabo omncane ekhishini.)

Uxove inhlama uyakwazi,

Futhi bashanele esihlalweni!

indodakazi:

Hlobisa iKhabhinethi imibala

Yilokho ukumangala, kuyoba umama!

(Izingane edonsa vacuum cleaner, amathini evulekile kapende, ungawujikijeli phansi. Xova inhlama ukuthi unamathele ezandleni, izingubo, izinwele kudeskithophu).

indodakazi:

Uzwe umsindo wezigi phansi ihholo ... ubani?

indodana:

Sizobe wazi maduze!

Uma umama, lokho inkathazo,

Asinayo isikhathi, njengoba ngaso sonke isikhathi!

izigcawu Finale "usuku zemikhosi"

Skits mayelana umama nengane ngeke akwenze ngaphandle upapa, okuyinto inendima enkulu esiqintini, okuyinto ebaluleke kakhulu:

(Ubaba Kufaka emangele ebuka lokudlela ekhishini).

ubaba:

Kwenzekeni, angiqondi!

Ngiyakujezisa nobabili!

Indodakazi (ecasukile):

Besingeke ingathukutheli,

Yenza umama ukumangala!

Moderator:

Ubaba kanye esidabukisayo,

Kumayelana iholide ukhohlwe okuthile:

Angizithengi kweqembu izimbali,

Ayikho izipho, amakhekhe!

Sleeves usongwa, yena,

Izandla ku phansi upende,

Wathi ...

ubaba:

Nokho, izingane, konke imbangela! On the eyodwa nambili!

(Wonke owenziwe ngaphansi umculo ejabulayo ibhizinisi. Ngokushesha sihamba wokuhlanza, ibhulakufesi okuphekiwe, ikhekhe ukubhaka, ezivalweni iKhabhinethi ethathelwe izimbali, ubaba ngokulambisa ukulala).

Moderator:

Umama wavuka ekuseni,

Epholile sesilidavuze ekhishini.

Umnyango wavuleka, eba yiqhwa ...

umama:

Bah, lokho ubumsulwa!

Uzwa wamaqebelengwane nokushisa,

Ishadi Lezingubo Engingazigqoka ngesineke sonke imibala,

Cat lindonda ewindini ...

Indodana nendodakazi:

Umama, ngeholide ngawe!

Moderator:

Umama basanga izingane,

Ngokusho inhloko ayiphulule zabo,

Futhi kancane wathi:

Uxolo ... Ubaba balele ubuthongo!

izigcawu School ngomama: ikakhulukazi izingane amakilasi abasebasha

Ekuqaleni impilo yasesikoleni ehola umsebenzi in nezingane ukufunda. igunya Esiyinhloko - uthisha, abanemibono Kubalulekile abafundi kuka umzali. Ngakho-ke uyelulekwa ukusebenzisa zithandwa kakhulu futhi kumnandi Humoresque:

umama:

Wozani, indodana. Izikhungo ubiza esikoleni emuva kwesikhathi!

indodana:

Angithembi. Nalapha Petrov uzoqala unamathele zonke ... zateet ukulwa!

umama:

Uma ungenalo uvuke, sekwephuzile esifundweni sokuqala.

indodana:

Oh kahle. Buka njengoba Ivanov futhi uyoziphonsa zidwedwe?

umama:

Awukabi ezinhle emuva kwesikhathi.

indodana:

Esihle lapho Sidorov Slingshot kubantu ukudubula?

umama:

INdodana, awukwazi ukuya esikoleni, ngoba ungumuntu ... Umqondisi!

Luhlaka mayelana indodana nonina - inkhulumomphendvulwano ngesihloko ukuthi abantu abadala abangamaphesenti izingane ezincane abazali babo. Futhi ngisho umqondisi abe okhathalelayo, ukuqonda konke umama phambi zazo ngesikhathi esifanayo ufuna ukuba ezingezwakali, ukukhumbula eseyingane.

Ukuze abaphathi maphakathi

Ngesikhathi lapho ngokubona uthisha kubalulekile isitshudeni, kubalulekile ukukhumbuza ngesidingo ukusiza eqolo abesifazane - omama nogogo. Lokhu kungenziwa nge amahlaya, usebenzisa iholide oluzayo. Inketho vesi Kuyathakazelisa ngoba kulula beqonda futhi lisenza sicabange ngayo ukuziphatha kwabo siqu ngaphansi kwezimo ezifanayo, ubuka thina. "Indodana abakhathalelayo" - scene ngomama. Indaba Funny kalula ukudlalwa ngu abafundi ababili, indodana nomama wakhe babuyela kusuka esitolo zinengxenye kulo.

(Umama Kufaka ezandleni zakhe isikhwama esisindayo).

indodana:

Ngacela izikhathi eziningi ukuthi:

Ningamlaleli wena mama:

Asikho isidingo phakamisa izikhwama

10 amakhilogramu.

umama:

Yebo, ngingathanda iseluleko

yokutholwa, indodana yakho yami!

indodana:

Futhi ungakwazi ukuya esitolo,

Razochka ezimbili, kulula!

Funny scene ngomama kuphela uma kungekho ukubhuqa nokungahloniphi kowesifazane-umama. Into yokuhlekwa usulu - nalabo ababonisa umoya ukungabi nandaba noma wokungabongi.

Lapho efunda esikoleni esiphakeme,

Abafundi besikole samabanga aphakeme bayakwazi ukulungisa mini-ukusebenza, kanye emincanyana ezithakazelisayo, beletha emsebenzini yabo. Abakwazi uzilungiselele:

• Ukuze ontanga yabo.
• Izingane ezivela amamaki aphansi.
• Abazali nothisha.

Ukuze abazali ontanga kudingeka skits okuqinile ngomama lobaba ngoSuku Lomama. Funny zesiteji izinkondlo, isibonelo, umkhiqizo E. Assumption "ekuchithweni" kungafaneleka izingane ezincane. Lokho ungakwazi ukudlala ngosuku samaholide?

"Ibha"

I Skit kuhilela protagonists ezintathu: indoda, owesifazane nomama.

(Ngo-bar ngesikhathi intombazane ibha ehlezi. Ngoba wathumela umfana).

Guy: Hellou, ingane! Bored?

Girl: Hey! Hhayi ngaphandle kwalo!

Guy: Uyafuna ukuba ahlele i kusihlwa engalibaleki? Woza nami?

Girl: Yebo, ngingathanda, kodwa umama wabadonsa ngendlebe ukuba babuyele e-23:00.

Guy: Ha ha! Awukho eminyakeni eyishumi! Ungaba ezingaphezu nonina ukujola uhamba?

(Kungazelelwe, isandla ucosha indlebe wale nsizwa).

Guy: umama? Ninjani lapha?

Umama: Yilokho ukuthi ufike kanjani lapha? Wena ukulawula kusasa!

Boy: umama, ngakho mina ...

Umama: Mashi ekhaya! Ayikho izaba!

The guy (intombazane) Baby, Ngiyaxolisa, mina ...

Umama: Home!

Le ndaba emfushane imayelana umama - ezihlekisayo, ngoba kukhona eningi indida, lapho ugcizelela inhlonipho sibalo kukamama.

KVN esikoleni

Esikoleni, ngokuqinisekile zikhona ezinye KVN amaqembu, okuyinto zenzeka njalo phakathi imincintiswano. Sihloko amahlaya kungabonakala kalula yaqondaniswa olunezinsuku iholide, kuhlanganise uSuku Lomama, okuzokwenza unweba izithameli futhi uyokwakha ikhono ukuqaphela izimo ezihlekisayo empilweni yangempela. Self-indida - ingenye yezimfanelo ezibaluleke kakhulu KVN. Phakathi imincintiswano KVN esetshenziswa:

• Siyakwamukela.
• Okufudumele (amahlaya short on isihloko umdlalo KVN).
• Homework nge nosaziwayo.
• Umculo emncintiswaneni, e walemibhalo Remade iculo ezidumile.

Umlayezo kungafaneleka skits encane ngomama lobaba. KVN kudinga amahlaya elikhazimulayo, ngakho kumele ifinyetwe ibuye, kodwa capacious kakhulu. Njengoba isibonelo, samuntu ezilandelayo kungenziwa Kunconywa:

Umama (indodana omdala):

Uyabona, indodana, umsizi kamama ukhula! Ayegeza bese ithatha iingubo ngezintambo!

indodana:

Yebo ... Kodwa kubonakala sengathi umsizi wakho, nelineni okuthile ezintanjeni zethu choma!

omdala

Ekhaya ngesikhathi ukugubha kungaba yesehlakalo ezifanele ngomama abadala. Singasho ngokurhaba ngokuphelele futhi bakhelwe isiphi isimo yamahlaya. Unezinketho ezimbili.

• Medical isheke-up udaba yeziboshwa. Kule ncwadi eyinhloko zizomakwa: bachuma ubudala, kuzwa jikelele, umbono amaphesenti ayikhulu. into ngayinye ingaba ezihlekisayo wokufunda. Phakathi kwezinkinga kubalulekile ukuze uthole ukuthi iqondeni kwenhliziyo, okubonisa izinga okusezingeni eliphezulu lokukhathazeka izingane, imfundo yabo, ukuphila siqu, umculi okhokhelwayo.
• Nomvuzo umama Order "Ukuze Merit" ngohlu yabo. Kumele ukhishwa, weqembu lokusiza le ukubakhona kwe lalithimba izilaleli, umsizi owenza izipho izimbali. Isibonelo kungaba iphuzu :. "Ngokuba imfundo ukholo kuNkulunkulu ' Njengoba isibonelo kungenziwa imishwana kusuka ekuphileni lizwakalise: "Mama, njalo wathi:" Thandaza, ndodana yami, okungukuthi ibala phezu ibhulukwe wageza off "!.

skits Improvised ngomama lobaba ngoSuku Lomama - izinkumbulo ezihlekisayo ebuntwaneni, enikeza yiholide lokudlala ibangele umunyu akhethekile elifudumele bese Homely. Abakwazi kuhambisane umculo, kube nesidingo Association, ukubuka izithombe umndeni kanye namakhadi donative.

Scene ngomama, "izimo iwubuphukuphuku"

Namuhla eshicilelwe okuningi isigcawu whooping futhi yamahlaya zomama ogogo ukungakwazi ukubhekana ne-computer. Ikakhulukazi ezihlekisayo uvezwa "Udizili-show." Ingabe ukudlala version yakhe yokuqala mayelana indodakazi nonina. Scene kushintsha bezibona bezikhali izingane zabazali babo:

(Daughter-esikoleni umfundi ihlezi ikhompyutha, umama kuhlanganisiwe).

umama:

Ngine-computer imizuzu embalwa kuyadingeka, izithombe Ngifuna aphonse ku "Ofunda nabo".

(Yena ngokungathandi uvuka etafuleni. Umama kuvula i-albhamu bese uzama ukufaka isithombe ku idrayivu).

Indodakazi: Mama, wenzani? It ephrintiwe izithombe.

Umama: Futhi indlela zikulahlekela ngoba "Ofunda nabo '?

indodakazi:

Lokhu kwenziwa nge induku, unayo elethronikhi?

umama:

Into encane kakhulu, efana usikilidi lemelula

indodakazi:

Yebo ... Futhi ukulahlekelwa kubo, udinga ukungena ngemvume. Yini igama lakho lomsebenzisi?

umama:

Kuyini lokhu?

indodakazi:

Ngena ngemvume! Ikhodi izwi, ngaphandle okuyinto akunakwenzeka uvakashela isayithi. Wubhale phansi lapha zesi-Latin. Nephasiwedi.

umama:

Oh, manje, Angikhumbuli ngekhanda.

(Losusa ucezu ngayinyomfoza ngayiphosa iphepha bese iyaqala ngobubhimbi jabbing at ikhibhodi. Indodakazi uzama ukumsiza, kodwa umama lifihle ezivela kuye inothi yakhe. Indodakazi isandla sakhe induku ushiya ikamelo).

Umama (ubeka headphones futhi ngokushesha kuvula Skype):

Lena Umcibisholo. Sea Wolf, usukulungele? Indodakazi yakhulula computer amahora ambalwa. Ngakho siqala. One-Eyed zungeza kwesobunxele, mina ngizobe nishaye kuwo niye kwesokunene. Ngena ibe crevice, fihla! Anaconda, sawubona! Wena ubuye ukuhlukana indodakazi? Waphulukisa yena emsebenzini? Wozani, get axhunyiwe, zungeza ke kwesobunxele. Uqedile! Yazi ngawethu! Dlulisela kusayithi kwethulwa e ambalwa, ukubalekela iplanethi eseduze. Sibonisa ukuthi Vishera multi-ahlomile!

skits iDemo ngomama lobaba ukulingana kalula kunoma iyiphi simo umcimbi samaholide, wasinikeza isimo esihle sengqondo futhi alethe ukumamatheka engibathandayo wachitha.