Funny skits ngesikole. Funny skits esifushane mayelana esikoleni

Ukuhlobisa zamaholide cishe njalo womntwana skits funny mayelana esikoleni. Oio iqhutshwe izindonga bomdabu, likaKhisimusi, noSuku Lothisha, uSuku School lokuzalwa - kodwa awazi ukuthi izizathu ezinkulu ukuze ujabule!

Siyajabula ukukunikeza lakhetsiwe izigcawu ezimbalwa ezikusiza ukudala isimo zemikhosi.

mpendulwano emfushane

Kuncike lapha ezincane skits funny mayelana esikoleni akudingi ngekhanda indawo amatekisi amade.

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Ezinye umfundi ukuwozela uthi komunye:

- Mina cishe komzimba!

- Kungani ucabanga kanjalo?

- Yebo, sengilungele embozwe ingubo yokulala kanye ukulala sonke isikhathi!

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Abafundi ababili ngemva kwesifundo geography:

- Noma kunjalo, Angikholwa ukuthi Earth ukuphotha!

- Kwenziwa yini lokho?

- Yebo, uma kukuhle, olwandle baye eside kusukela ezichithekile!

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Losers ngolaka utshela umngani wakhe:

- Ungazibona yini ngeso lengqondo? Thishela mangizilahle ubizwe nje ukuthi division zohlobo! Futhi angithandi whisking izibalo!

Esikhathini lab computer

I skits elandelayo funny mayelana esikoleni futhi ayidingi imihlobiso ekhethekile. Kuphela isidingo yokugcina ukuba mbumbulu nekilasi ikhompyutha.

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Stupid esikoleni esiphakeme intombazane ebukisa, ubuka ithebhulethi esibukweni:

- Khanyisa esibukweni sami, ukungitshela! Yebo, umbiko iqiniso lonke! Mina kuphela isikhali ekukhanyeni zonke imnandi? Zonke slimmer futhi imfashini kakhudlwana?

Mirror (drawl, kodwa Ecasuka):

- Ngizoninika impendulo yakho! Ingabe uthola! Mina - tablet!

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Umfundi ubuza uthisha:

- Ivan Ivanovich, futhi une kwengane ithebhulethi?

- Cha, uyini, ikhompuyutha engekho!

- Futhi yini udlala?

- Emgwaqweni!

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Ukuhlanza lady engena ekamelweni computer futhi ngokuqinile uyabuza:

- Ubani lapha iyakwazi ukusebenzisa amakhompyutha?

Zonke abafundi, ngaphandle kokukhetha, bathi: "Nginguye."

Ukuhlanza lady (menacingly):

- Khona-ke ngokushesha uye ku-inthanethi bese ubheka isayithi lapho ufunda ukuyisebenzisa ethoyilethi!

Scene ngesikhathi kugujwa iminyaka engu-esikoleni: funny futhi esikhathini esingeside kakhulu

Lesi simo sidinga kuphela izici sici abadlali. "Botan" kufanele kube izibuko futhi ngokuqinile ukukhuluma, intombazane futhi intombi yakhe - bheka silly, ecokama futhi ngomdlandla.

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The guy wawufana ejwayelekile "nerd," kusho umngani wakhe:

- Ungacabanga yini kimi Tomka ngokuthi ekhaya ukuze ubone ukuthi yena kanye ikhompyutha akunjalo! Woza, futhi kungabonwa, konke endaweni eyodwa angeke ahlale! On the ukuphotha situlo, ukuthi lena ezizongolozele intambo umlenze esihlalweni. Ngafunga, likwazi ukuboshwa nokuqaqwa intambo, ukubeka i-plug wagxuma, kuvuliwe kukhompuyutha yakhe futhi kwesokunxele.

Tomochka, edonsa amehlo kwakhe, isitshela ngentshiseko nengane efunda nayo esikoleni sakhe:

- Oh, leli Lyutikov futhi akwazi ukusakaza!

- Ush 'ukuthini?!

- Awu, weza kimi, sabuka ikhompyutha, wabeka izandla zakhe phezulu, kuhletshwa into engaqondakali, waphenduka esihlalweni sami izikhathi 10 esiphikisa, ikhompyutha wakhahlela ngezinyawo, futhi kuhletshwa okuthile ezingaqondakali futhi kwesokunxele. Cabanga, lokho kwasebenza!

Efunda nayo esikoleni, admiringly:

- Wow! Warlock!

very funny skits ngesikole

Ngemva kokuchaza esifundweni yomlando uthisha zemvelo wasibuza ekilasini:

- Awu, manje ukuthi kungani snows ebusika, futhi ehlobo akusiyo?

Petrov, esihlalweni sakhe:

- Yebo, yebo! Uma wawa ehlobo, wayezobe elicibilikile!

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Esifundweni isiRashiya, uthisha wathi:

- Petrov, "Ngifunda, ufunde, akufundayo" - yilokhu isikhathi?

Petrov, uyakhululeka:

- Lost, Mar Ivanna!

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Ukuze umfana enhle kakhulu kufanelekile abangane bathi:

- Andrei, waya kulobubusuku cafe namantombazane!

Andrew, ukucabanga:

- Cha, ngeke ahambe nawe! Kunomculo rattles, umsindo zonke ...

- Pho kunani lokho?

- Yebo, angiboni ukuthi isimo esinjalo Angikwazi ngokugcwele okushiwo Lebesgue-Stieltjes.

Izigcawu ze abafundi abasebasha

Okulandelayo skits ezihlekisayo - I-ezikoleni zamabanga aphansi. Bangakwazi kuboniswe ngempumelelo emkhosini ebantwaneni. Nokho, abafundi basesikoleni esiphakeme kuyodingeka usizo ozakwabo zakhe ezincane.

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Umfundi wasesikoleni samabanga aphakeme uthi abangani bakhe:

- Bheka ukuthi lokuqala ibanga engenangqondo! Ngizokukhombisa!

Ukushayela i-kid lapho ekhuluma, uthi kuye:

- Kulesi isandla enginakho ruble angu-50, futhi ngo-10 - ukuthi uthathe wena?

Kid kuthatha ruble 10. High school abafundi ukuhleka, basonta umunwe wakhe ethempelini lakhe, bayaphikisana.

lokuqala ibanga wokuhlola eceleni uyambuza:

- Kungani ukhethe ruble 10?

ibanga Okokuqala izwi ujabule:

- Phela, uma ngikhetha 50, umdlalo kuyoba phezu!

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Okokuqala-ibanga ubona manicure esikoleni samabanga aphezulu (admiringly):

- Class, okuyinto une izinzipho ezinde!

High school, affectations:

- Yini ukuba uthanda?

- Yebo! Cishe ngakho ukhululekile Umqansa izihlahla!

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Umama obheka a ibanga idayari kuqala. Futhi kukhona Deuce ewela phandle, futhi lo olandelayo ezine. Umama, ngokwesaba okukhulu:

- Vanya! Kuyini lokhu?!

Vanya, ngifuna ngomoya ophansi ngesikhathi unina:

- Singabantu uthisha wathi uma sifuna, singakwazi ukulungisa grade ezimbi!

Scenes ne abafundisi

Okulandelayo iDemo skits funny mayelana esikoleni ungadlala ngokwabo, kodwa angamenywa uhlanganyele kuyo nothisha.

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Xoxa nathishela:

- Sidorkin wena angizange athembisa ukuthi ukulungiswa Deuce yakhe?

- Yebo, Mar Ivanna.

- Futhi angizange athembisa ukubiza abazali bakho, uma ungenawo ukwenza lokhu?

- Yebo, Mar Ivanna, kodwa uma ngingazimemezelanga ukugcina isithembiso sakhe, futhi awukwazi ngiyigodlele siqu sakhe!

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Thishela ubheka ngokuqinile latecomer:

- uSemyon! Uneminyaka ukufika imihlangano isiqalile futhi! Kuyini kulokhu?

Isidoda, waxolisa:

- Mar Ivanna, ngiphaphama, wabheka ukuthi ihora, futhi wenza imizamo blinked.

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uthisha Umculo uphendukela umama:

- indodakazi yakho kudingeka ukudlala upiyano!

Umama, ukuzwakalisa ukudangala kakhulu:

- Nkosi, uphi okuningi! Sinazo umakhelwane lwesikhombisa bethuthile!

Amaphupho, amaphupho ...

Lezi kancane skits ezihlekisayo ngesikole kakade zidinga okungenani indawo, okubonisa ukuthi laba bafana baphuma esikoleni, yize lezi zingxoxo kungathatha indawo ngesikhathi sekhefu. Konke kuncike umcabango umqondisi.

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Sidorov, ukuzwakalisa ukudangala kakhulu, ufika ekhaya esikoleni. Ivanov uyambuza:

- Sidorov, wenzani? Deuce ithole?

Sidorov ngokudabuka:

- Ehhe.

Futhi uyanezela wistfully:

- Cabanga, ukuthi wayezoba kanjani kulula ukufunda uma theorem geometry obubonisa ngala mazwi: "Yebo, umuntu angabona okufanayo!"

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Man dreamily: "Kungaba kuhle uma sikwazi ukufunda izingqondo! ke ngingathanda ukuthi sithini eklasini! "

Umngani wakhe wathi: "Ya, kodwa wayazi ukuthi uthisha ecabanga uma uphendula okungalungile!"

Romance

Yiqiniso, okufutshane skits funny mayelana esikoleni awanakuziziba ukuthi, ngezinye izikhathi kungalindelekile kuzibonakalisa esikoleni uzwela phakathi abafana namantombazane.

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UJohnny omncane escorts Masha ekhaya evela esikoleni futhi imtshela ngokunqikaza:

- Lalela, Mary, ngifuna ukuvuma kucace kuwe (ikhefu) (ngemuva kwalokhu ukhuluma ngokushesha) uze ukuya ebhodini, ngaklebhula off kwamaphiko impukane, yaliphonsa iphothifoliyo yakho! Ngisacela!

Masha, a squint zobuqili:

- mina bazibuze ukuthi kuyasiza yini okumnandi?

Little Johnny udidekile:

- Angazi ... Ngabe sibuza?

Masha buthule:

- Yebo, Ngifuna ukuxolisa, futhi! I do it kuwe isobho ku yokudlela Igumbi lehla uze waya ukuthenga isinkwa!

Nokho laugh kancane

Ngisho skits funny mayelana esikoleni ngokuvamile uyawasebenzisa ngokuqondile ekuphileni, ngakho abahleli umkhosi ngokwabo ungakwazi yini ukubhala imigomo into efana naleyo.

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izifundo isiRashiya Little Johnny ucela party kamakhelwane:

- Hey, indlela ukusho, cottage shizi noma cottage shizi?

Umakhelwane, silungisa izibuko zakhe, enobuso ngqo:

- ukugcizelelwa "o"!

Little Johnny, ngemva kokuhlaba ikhefu isikhathi:

- Ngiyabonga! Bophulwa, ngakho wakwazi ukuhlenga!

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Afunda nabo esikolweni (ngokubukeka - umfundi omuhle kakhulu) uthi uyakhululeka:

- Yebo, Lozhkyn, ungawenzi abangane nekhanda lakhe!

Lozhkyn bayaphikisana:

- Ngiye ngiyitholile luyingxenye ubudlelwano bebhizinisi - I ukondla wakhe, futhi ecabanga!

Ingxoxo kanye nathishela

Funny skits ngesikole - noma ngabe uhlele KVN, noma eminye imicimbi fun - ngeke akwenze ngaphandle inkhulumomphendvulwano, efana okulandelayo.

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Uthisha ukhuluma a fashionably begqoke umfundi abaphezulu:

- Lera, kwenziwe kahle, saphela kwesikhathi esikolweni!

- Yebo, Mar Ivanna, kungcono ngoba umama.

- Kuyinto ukuthi, kwadingeka inkulumo engcono zemfundo?

- Cha, kade nje wathenga ozisho ukuthi amabhuzu Chic Italian!

- Pho kunani lokho?

- Like ukuthi? Manje ngithola kuqala, ukuze ube nesikhathi ukugqoka konina ngaphambi! (Gordo ususiwe)

Thishela Ufaka tandla takhe.

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uthisha Asebekhulile, ukububula, uthi uzakwabo:

- ngizobuya Cishe ukuyeka!

- Ngabe ukhuluma ngani! Uneminyaka umfundisi ofundisa kahle kakhulu e esikoleni!

- engiyiholayo kakhulu ... ngiya ekuseni tram egcwele abantu, ngiwuphakamisela kuwe amehlo ami, wathi eliqinile: "Sawubona, hlala phansi!"

Funny? Yiqiniso, engenangqondo!

Funny skits ngesikole zinhle ngoba kulula ukudlala, ifuna hhayi ukuprakthiza akhathazayo. Into eyinhloko ukuba isimo semizwa yakho onamileyo adluliselwa ababukeli bakho!

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- Mit, uyazi ukuthi izwi imele "super"?

- Awu, kungcono okuthile ngakho kakhulu yini kakade futhi akukwazi.

- A "Hyper"?

- A "Hyper" ... (t Mitya ebunzini) Oh! Lena into ngaphezulu "super"!

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Girls dancing in a disco:

- Hey, awazi yini Mosul?

- Awu, ukuthi ithambo elikhulu kangako, uye wafaka isobho. Ngabe ecela?

- Yebo, bengilokhu ingoma cool wezwa: «Wena inhliziyo yami, Wena umphefumulo wami ...»

Enkundleni, uqala umsindo umculo ingoma edumile ezenziwa band Modern Talking

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Petka nge "lantern" omkhulu futhi ngaphansi iso komngane wakhe:

- Petya, kungani wena sahlanganiswa nemihuzuko?

- Le mpi Snowball nentombazane ukudlala!

- Pho kunani lokho?

- Ngakho-ke kuvela, kusukela iqembu oluphansi handball! Futhi ungaphuthelwa yila!

Icala e kwekilasi

Ezinye skits funny mayelana esikoleni zidinga iqhaza okungeziwe. Kodwa namanje ngeke kube nzima ukusebenza.

Girls nokuklabalasa hudula umfana nenkani. Uthisha wabo uyama:

- Stop! Kwenzekeni?!

Omunye amantombazane ethukuthele:

- Lyutikov asihlola nathi kwekilasi!

Mfundisi, ngokuqinile ubuka Lyutikova:

- Ngakho-ke yini, efana nayo?

Buttercup wasanganisa ukuthula ke ngezwi elikhulu ikhipha:

- Cha!

Girls ngoma, drawling futhi wacasuka:

- Indlela hhayi?!

Amathiphu ambalwa for abaqondisi

Zonke imidwebo funny mayelana esikoleni, njengoba wazi, ukuze idlalwe, siyisebenzele ngokwethembeka futhi sina. amasethi Minimal futhi ungagxambukeli.

On esigabeni ungakwazi abeke, isibonelo, amatafula amabili futhi ibhodi lokuphinda ukubukeka ekilasini. Uma izenzakalo zenzeka ngesikhathi sekhefu noma endleleni ekhaya, ungakwazi dream up. Ngoba "ikhaya umgwaqo" ngokwanele futhi omunye umuthi noma ebhentshini. Futhi isimo, ezenzeka nanoma iyiphi ingane esikoleni ingadlalwa phambi kwefasitela enkulu ngemuva.

Okubalulekile kulezi kudlala dlala iDemo - musa overload imihlobiso yabo. Bona omfushane, futhi ngakho kuloku lokho umlingisi uthi, hhayi yokuthi lizungezwe ngalesi sikhathi.

Ukwakha izigcawu ekhonsathini eyodwa, ungakwazi cela master, okuzokwenza wazise izilaleli, lapho isimo inikezwe. Yiba zokudala, futhi iholide lakho liqinisekile zikhunjulwe futhi uyoveza nakho esibe nakho lapha kakhulu!