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I-Church of the Flying Monster pasta. Ukholo pasta Monster

Ikhulu lamashumi amabili ulilethele kweziningi inkululeko ezweni zenkolo. Abantu bakwazi ukukhetha, kulokho unkulunkulu ukuba bakholwe futhi kanjani imikhuba yenkolo ukulandela. Omunye wabantu bokuqala belisebenzisa amaTartar asakazeke kuwo amazwe CIS, okuyinto kwaqala ukubuyela ngobuningi ukholo wawoyise. Ngaphezu kwalokho, abazali abaningi baqala senqabe ubhapathizo ekuseni izingane zabo asekele ke iqiniso lokuthi inzalo okufanele uyaqaphela eze kuNkulunkulu futhi ngokwabo abakhetha indlela sabo esingokomoya.

Ukuma Active kuthathwe zonke izinhlobo bakhohlisi nasozdavali ngokuchichima amahlelo nezifundiso mbumbulu zenkolo okuhloswe ikakhulu Ekupheleni abadali zemali ngezithukuthuku umhlambi kalula.

Nokho, indima ezithakazelisayo kakhulu livela okubizwa ngokuthi i-Church of the Flying Monster pasta (ke - pastafarianstvo). Futhi ezimbili nje izici: Okokuqala, awusebenzi ukufuna ukuba asuse imali nabasekeli babo, futhi okwesibili, kuze komphakathi weentjhabatjhaba engezanga ukuvumelana ukuthi - ihlaya womhlaba noma isiqondiso zenkolo sina.

ukubukwa eziningana ezahlukene

Abanye abantu bakholelwa ukuthi Church of the Flying Monster pasta - ngempela ezithonyayo imfundiso okungokomoya, has esisekelweni esiqinile zefilosofi, isayensi nenkolo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, bathi pastafarianstvo ngaphezulu enesisekelo essence wabo, kunokumane iningi zezinye izinkolo.

Inani eyisisekelo abantu fanele Bandla Flying Monster pasta ihlaya yimpumelelo, cishe April Fools. Abakwazi baqonde izesekeli kakhulu kwamahlaya Ingaphandle ukuthi inkolo.

Abasekeli amasonto bendabuko (ikakhulukazi Orthodox, amaKatolika namaProthestani) ukuqonda imfundiso entsha njengoba desecration kwezimpawu zabo futhi iphasela, kube yinhlekisa konke okungcwele kubo.

Indaba pastafarianstva

Ukholo pasta silo ngokwayo usemncane kakhulu. Yasungulwa kuphela ngo-2005 ngemizamo a Robert ezithile (Bobby) ku umndeni Henderson. Wathukuthela kakhulu cwaningo okuyimpoqo inkambo esikoleni "Design Wokuhlakanipha", efana izifundo izwi likaNkulunkulu e pre-wamavukelambuso Russia. Lo mqondo yayihloselwe ukuthatha indawo imfundiso yokuziphendukela kwemvelo.

umprofethi Ikusasa, ayivusa kamuva yamemezela Monster pasta Church, wathi abukho ubufakazi bokuthi uNkulunkulu wadala umhlaba. Ngakho-ke, kuthathwa kanye nje ukuthi indalo yayo yahanjelwa pasta ne meatballs. Ngakho umsunguli mkhuba omusha obizwa ngokuthi silitadishe kuzo zonke izikole kanye nezinye izinto.

igama Inani

Ekuqaleni inkolo pasta silo wazalwa ukubayisigebengu futhi umbhikisho. Lokhu kubonakala pastafarianstva isihloko. Ingxenye yokuqala livela pasta (kufunwe ezivela olimini Italian), owesibili - kusukela naye owayeyi-Rasta Jamaican. Pasta - lokhu kuyaqondakala, kodwa uMdali ekubeni pasta silo. Kodwa umqondo wokuthi inkolo Jamaican ngandlela-thile modified. Uma esiqhingini iyingxenye ukholo insangu e pastafarianstve esimiselelwe ihlelo ubhiya.

Izinhlinzeko eyinhloko nkolo entsha

Isimiso eziyisisekelo Church of the Flying Monster pasta - unprovability futhi neoprovergaemost kungekho postulates. abalandeli bawo bakholelwa ukuthi iyiphi ubufakazi lutho ezazinama- uMdali we okuhlalayo, nakuba angenandaba, kodwa esebenzayo kuze kube yilolu suku. Okungukuthi, ukuthola ubufakazi obungokwesayensi bokuba lo mbono, usosayensi empeleni angalushayi uthole umphumela olunembile, acabanga nalokho afuna ukubona noma ukubonisa umuntu ngokwakhe silo Umakharoni.

Unbreakable umbhedesho pastafarianstva - ekuphikeni ephelele kunoma zonke izinhlawulo nezimfundiso.

Ngo ipharadesi izobandakanya zonke, kungakhathaliseki ukholo. Flying Monster macaroni (indawo esemthethweni uthi kungcono nakanjani) qakala ukuthi kwakukhona indoda ka umsekeli wakhe. Oyipharadesi likabhiya elinde intabamlilo, okungase ukubeka nje. Uthembisa ngisho ezinye "strip isigayo", kodwa ngandlela-thile hhayi kakhulu elicwengisiswe, limelela.

Ngo pastafariantsev has sabafowabo ababekulo mngcwabo, ngokuthi pastnym; Njalo umthandazo iphela igama elithi "Ramin" (Symbiosis of ngenxa classical Amen isobho Japanese zonke pasta efanayo). Labo abasondelene inkolelo pasta silo, kubhekwe pirates ongcwele, idumela elibi kungenxa yokuthi they lied.

ONgcwele ncwadi LMM

2006 wabusisa izwe ukuthi wadalwa iVangeli Flying Monster pasta. Futhi hhayi nje ebhaliwe, kodwa futhi wakhipha kwegazi kahle esikhulu. It umemezele ngoLwesihlanu iholidi ezinkulu, okuyinto ngesikhathi esifanayo ukugubha hhayi ngempela. Nokho, kubalulekile ukuba uphawu ephelele ungenzi lutho.

Pastafariantsy uncome hhayi kuphela ebuKristwini. Banezinhliziyo ramindan iholide ngokumdlinzekela like Ramadan. Ngalolu suku, udinga ube noodle encibilikayo. Kukhona Halloween futhi pirates, cishe ukubuya ngoba iSonto ngoSuku Lwabo Bonke Osanta.

IVangeli pasta Monster waboniswa nabalandeli babo nemiyalo ukuthi nigcina akuyona ngokuyinhloko, kusukela imfundiso ngokuvamile ophika kweBhayibheli nangezimfundiso ezingenakuphikiswa.

imiyalo pastafarianstva

Tiniketwe ngaphezulu ngendlela izincomo, "kungaba ngcono ukuthi into kwenziwa." Linani selilonkhe lebantfu labange-8, futhi amanye awo ngendlela ethile efana iziyalezo Christian, kodwa zibekiwe isiko elithambile, ezihlekisayo kanye yesimanje. Ngomqondo onabile, inkulumo umphumela lezi zincomo ingafingqwa e zinto ezimbili: ziphathe kahle futhi bajabulele ukuphila. Uma kahle kuqala ihlobene ubuKristu, eyesibili ngokuyinhloko abaphikisa ke.

Umfundi oshisekayo kakhulu

Ukholo kakhulu asebenzayo pasta Monster ovuma umhlali Austria, ababeka iminyaka emithathu benenkinga apharathasi bureaucratic yezwe ilungelo ukuba ne colander ekhanda lakhe esitfombeni selayisense yokushayela. Usalokhu wakwazi zibonisa ukuthi leli lisebenze ekhishini kuyingxenye ebalulekile ngemvunulo bakhe benkolo, futhi ekugcineni ngeqholo wabonisa izwe futhi "headgear" kwalo nangokuthi izithombe amalungelo kuwo.

Singasho, Austrian iyilandele ngokugcwele umsebenzi walo ukholo: alethwe umbhedo ayinangqondo futhi ezejwayelekile kakhulu inqubo nsuku zonke.

ukusabalala Pastafarianstva zomhlaba: Russia

Kancane kancane, inkolo entsha uyanda insimu yalo wokusabalalisa. evundile okungamila kwaba eRussia, lapho ukuthi wayemthanda njalo benza amahlaya ngokwabo, bayakwazi ukuhlola kwenkululeko omunye draw, futhi injabulo ekuphileni ngesimo ubhiya, futhi ungenzi lutho futhi ngeke ngisishiye baseRussia ngabandayo.

Ekuqaleni pastafariantsev insimu Russian awuzange kangaka, kodwa ngo-January 2011 baqala umsebenzi wabo site. Ekupheleni entwasahlobo ka abasekeli virtual Flying Monster pasta kwaba yizinkulungwane ezimbili. Saqala ukuba izitifiketi ezikhishwe abantu abathembekile. Imfundiso entsha e laseRussia aqala athole umfutho. Ngo-2013, kakade kuba nokwenzeka ukukhuluma mayelana nokubhaliswa Bandla Flying Monster pasta eMoscow (kuze iqembu lenkolo). Isitatimende yabhalwa ngo-July 12 futhi Yiqiniso pastny wakhe wawenziwa ngo-Agasti 17.

Manje iqembu pastafariantsev khona Chelyabinsk, Petersburg, Tver, Vologda namanye amadolobha.

Abanye ababebona lokho akholelwa ukuthi "iSonto macaroni", okuyinto ukubhikisha ukubhinqa eRussia isiqala ukuthola izinga okuqinile engokwenkolo. Abameli pastafariantsy ukulungiselela sina imibhalo sokubhalisa isonto elisha, futhi abasunguli ngokwabo legatsha Russian lokhu imfundiso zilungiselela ukuhlolwa ezidingekayo, ikhomishini nokunqoba izithiyo ahlukahlukene. Nokho, benza konke okufanayo, ngokuhambisana iziyalezo yisilwane yakhe, ethi udoti - futhi isenzakalo benza amahlaya futhi wokukhala.

Ubu-Orthodox ngenkathi ukuqapha lapho ukuhlolwa kwabo okwenzekayo. Kungakhathaliseki ababhishobhi ungathathi sina iSonto pasta Monster, noma ngisho ezwa ngakho, noma cha ukudweba ukufana phakathi kokholo lwabo pastafarianstvom. Nokho, amakholwa kufanele asebenze ndawonye imibono thukuthele Kansas ekusungulweni uyise, inhlangano yenkolo, "intando kaNkulunkulu", ngisho ngobudlova baziphathe ngesikhathi unhlangothi pastnogo.

Ukusabalalisa pastafarianstva emhlabeni: Ukraine

No kancane esebenzayo kulokhu futhi omakhelwane Ukraine. Ngonyaka odlule, 11 Okthoba (njengoba kufanele kube, usuku olungcwele kuLwesihlanu) ibhalisiwe, "Ukrainian pastafarianskaya isonto", kodwa lithi akufanele ibe inkolo kodwa njengoba inhlangano yomphakathi. Ngakusasa, Abasekeli pasta Monster wachitha hambisa pastny, siphawula ukubhaliswa yimpumelelo. Abantu babe kancane - mayelana ezintathu kweshumi, kodwa odwendweni kwafika bejabule, cishe ingxabano-free futhi ezimibalabala. Yiqiniso, sahlangana abedlula ezisongela abanamusa nomqondo ukuhlushwa kwelizayo, kodwa konke kwaba kuhle cute bebonke.

It kade laphela izikhathi lapho heterodoxy wajeziswa, ngokuvamile ukufa. Emhlabeni wonke akuveza nimemezele ukubekezelelana kanye ukubekezelelana, nobuqotho bukaJesu kwaze kwaba emhlabeni engokomoya yomuntu. Zonke more ongaziwa ukuhlangabezana Emazwini akhe nolaka ngokumelene ukubayisigebengu, ebahleka, ayinangqondo futhi engenangqondo Bandla Flying Monster pasta. Ngisho noma othile Kuyanyanyisa elinde posthumous ubhiya intabamlilo kusukela pastafariantsev, lokhu akusona isizathu ukumemezela kubo izihlubuki futhi abahlambalazi. Mabalethe izenzo zabo ukuze clowning esisobala - mhlawumbe lababantu nje ukhathele sina wokuba babulawa futhi eziphumulele indlela. Akubalulekile ukuba usola umakhelwane kwehlisa imizwa benkolo indlela yakho siqu ukuze ayothandaza. Ikholwa ejulile futhi abaqotho ngempela ubuhlungu nzima, ngaphandle kokuthi ngokweqile.

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