Awu, lo Mkhulu Omkhulu, noma Zingaki izindlela zokulondoloza imali wazi ostap Bender

Imali, ngokusho kukaKarl Marx, iyisitifiketi esinika ilungelo lokusebenzisa umsebenzi womunye umuntu. Ungazithola ngezindlela ezihlukahlukene. Iningi labantu abasemhlabeni benza lokhu, ukudala amanani amasha, okungukuthi, ukusebenza. Kulesi simo, bavele bashintshe umsebenzi wabo komunye umuntu. Kodwa kukhona abantu abangathandi indlela enjalo. Kusukela ezincwadini zezwe siyazi abalingiswa abaningi abathola imali ngezinye izindlela, ikakhulukazi, ukuphinde banikeze umkhiqizo ngokuzifunela. Omunye wabo u-Ostap Bender. Izindlela zokugaya imali kulabo abaqoqiwe ngobuningi bawo obuningi, ezisetshenziswe yi-Great Combinator, ziye zaba yizici zakudala. Okungenani ezweni lethu.

Kusukela emakhasini okuqala eNduna yegolide umfundi uyacaca ukuthi indodana kaLieutenant Schmidt, owafika ukuyobona inhloko yesifundazwe, ngumuntu ohamba phambili ojwayelekile, ngumuntu owehlisayo omncane. I-monologue eyalandela emva komhlangano no "umfowabo kaKolya" yenza kucacise ukuthi lokhu akusilo, eqinisweni, asikho isidingo sokudidanisa "umlindi efuna izikole" nanoma yiziphi i-punks ezingenalo umuzwa wangempela. Ngezimbalwa izindlela u-Ostap Bender azi ukuthi angathatha kanjani imali, umfundi uyakwazi amagama akhe. Iqhawe lithi kukhona amakhulu amane, kodwa kusobala ukuthi lesi sibalo asihambisani. Eqinisweni, zingaba zingaphansi, futhi ngaphezulu, futhi ngokujwayelekile inombolo engenamkhawulo. Njengokufakazela kwalokhu, umlingisi kwenye yeziqephu ngokushesha, ngaphandle kokushiya endaweni yakhe, ucela indlela engamakhulu amane neyokuqala. Kulokhu, u-Ostap-Suleiman ugcizelela ukuthi uhlonipha ikhodi lobugebengu, futhi akaphuli izihloko zakhe. Okungeyona iqiniso ngokuphelele, noma kunjalo, ngomqondo wanamuhla wecala.

Ingabe uBender wayesejele?

Ukuthi isipiliyoni sokuphila sikaBender siphuthumiswa yilapho esedlule isenzo sobugebengu, umfundi owathatha inveli ka-Ilf noPetrov, angaziqagela ngaphandle kwemigomo, kuphela ekuchazeni izingubo zakhe. Izambatho ezisezingeni eliphansi nezishibhile, izicathulo ezisezingeni eliphuzi kanye nesithuthuthu samaphoyisa zihlangene nokuntuleka kwamasokisi, okubonisa ukuhoxiswa okwesikhashana kwezambatho nezinye ukukhululwa okulandelayo emva kokukhululwa. Izinkumbulo zomunye wabalingiswa mayelana "lawa amehlo aluhlaza" abonakala ku-DOPR kuphela angaqinisekisa lokhu kuthathwa.

Kodwa akuyona nje indlela u-Ostap Bender awazi ngayo ukuthatha imali. Zonke ziyizinkohliso, kodwa i-Grand Combinator isazibiza ngokuthi zithembekile, naphezu kokuchibiyela "okuncane." Umfundi, ecabanga ngalokhu kuphikisana, angaphetha ngokuthi eminyakeni yama-1920, ukukhohliswa kwezigaba ezithile zezakhamizi zase-USSR kwakungabhekwa njengecala. Futhi uzoba ncamashi kahle.

"Ukuthembeka" ukukhwabanisa

Ukubuyela emshinini womlingiswa oyinhloko, umuntu angafika esiphethweni sokuthi usejele, kodwa hhayi isikhathi eside. Amasokisi, eqinisweni, wakwazi ukudiliza, kodwa ama-stilettos avela emfashini ayengakabikho. Lokhu kuchazwa ukuthi ngo-1922-1926 ezinye izihloko zobugebengu zahlehliswa, okusho ukuthi, izenzo ezaboniswa kuzo zayeka ukubhekwa njengecala. Ngokuyinhloko, ku-blackmail nokuphanga maqondana nabaxhaphazi (lapho uNifen nabo befakiwe khona), umbuso wama-proletarian wawunomusa, wabaphatha njengento ethile yokwenza izinto ezincane. Kusobala ukuthi izindlela zika-Ostap Bender, ezongeze ngazo izinqolobane ezikhona ze "mvume", zawela ngaphansi kwesibopho sokuphatha (esimweni esibi kunazo zonke), futhi ngaphansi kweziqephu ezandulele ezazisungulwa.

Yini eyasongela "Sword and Plowshare"

Kodwa-ke, kunombhalo omusha "Izihlalo ezingu-12" nesiqephu esikhuluma ngesibindi esingavamile somlingiswa oyinhloko, efinyelela ekunganaki. Yilabo abangakwazi ukuchaza ukudala inhlangano engamanga-mbumbulu "I-Union of the Sword ne-Oral", uma umuntu engacabangi ukungazi noma ubuwula be-Great Combinator. Ukuphila kwe-Titanic, ukutholakala okukhulu kwama-aphorism kanye nezinye izimpawu ezingaqondile kukuvumela ukuba uqaphele ngokuphelele ukucabanga ukuthi uyisiwula. Umfundi usuvele wazi ukuthi zingaki izindlela u-Ostap Bender azi ukuthi angathatha kanjani imali, kanye nesimo sakhe sengqondo sokuhlonipha i-Code Criminal, ngakho akudingeki ngisho acabange ukuthi ezinye izihloko zale ncwadi ezithakazelisayo aziwa kuye. Into eyodwa isalokhu - isibindi esibucayi.

Kusukela ekuguqulweni kuka-Okthoba, noma yiziphi izenzo zokuphikisana nazo, ngisho nezingxoxo ngabo, ziye zajeziswa kakhulu. Ngokuvamile, futhi uyingxenye ye "class class" ukuze uthole ukusabalalisa. Ngenxa yokubandakanyeka kulesi sakhiwo, imbongi uGumilev nabanye abaningi abahlakaniphile, abapristi, abalobi, ososayensi, othisha, onjiniyela, amasosha kanye nabameleli bezinye izisebenzi "ezingezona ezisebenzayo" badutshulwa. Kwakwanele ukuba khona engxoxweni ethile kule ndaba, ukuze ube phakathi kwabacindezelekile. Futhi manje uBender uqala ingxoxo mayelana ne "Union" embuthanweni weNifen esatshisayo, ukukhaphela uKisa kumholi wentando yeningi owabuya ekuthunjweni. Iziqinisekiso zokuthi iSiliarskiy ofanayo, umnikazi we "Moscow baranka" u-artel, ngeke agijime ukuze aphenduke emncintiswaneni we-OGPU nabanye abahlanganyeli emhlanganweni wokuthunjwa, kwakungekho. Futhi kulokhu, abaqashile babesongelwa ngokuthi kukhona okubi kakhulu kunokuhleleka kokuphatha nokuhlaselwa komphakathi ...

Umfundi uyamangala ukuthi yiziphi izindlela u-Ostap Bender athatha imali, ukungaziboleli kwakhe, ukuxazululwa nokuhlakanipha, kodwa akazi ukuthi iningi lawo ngaleso sikhathi alizange liwa ngaphansi kwezihloko zeCode Criminal, ngokungafani ne "Sword and Screamer", okuyinto kalula Kusongelwa "umbhoshongo".

I-prototype ye-Bender

U-Osip Shor - yilo igama lomuntu u-Ilf noPetrov abhale kuzo zonke izici ezivela ku-Great Combinator. Imikhuba, ukubukeka, indlela yokugqoka, isipiliyoni sokuphila okucebile nesinezinhlobonhlobo, isilulumagama esikhulu kanye nokusebenza kahle kunoma yikuphi isimo esibucayi kubonakala ngokukhethekile kulo mhlobo wabalobi be-Odessa. Zingaki izindlela u-Ostap Bender azi ngayo ukuxazulula izinkinga ezicindezelayo, ngakho-ke wayenezinkambiso, uma kungenjalo. I-Shore yayinecala elidlulile, libandakanya ezindabeni ezihlukahlukene, yakhonza e-Cheka, futhi, ekugcineni, ladumazeka ngemigomo yezenhlalakahle. Izenzakalo eziningi zokuphila kwakhe zafaka isandla kulokhu, kuhlanganise nokufa komfowabo, imbongi. Inkulumo kaBender mayelana nokungathandi ukwakha ubuhlanga, cishe, kuye.