Funny skits inkampani: amahlaya, abafana futhi inganekwane

Kuhle uma kudlalwa emkhosini funny izigcawu. Ukuze inkampani, kancane Tipsy futhi Ukukhululwa, kuyoba mnandi ngisho iqhaza nokusebenza yamahlaya ayengayilungiselelanga. Akubalulekile ukulungiselela kusengaphambili ikamelo, ngisho noma kusekelwe Improvisation. A skits funny inkampani ukukhetha kunazo zonke imisebenzi aziwa ukulungisa indaba yabo.

anecdote Raffle - abantu posmeshili ngokwethembeka!

Singanikela emncintiswaneni onjalo: amaqembu amathathu umuntu ukudlala izigcawu ezihlekisayo ebonisa. Ukuze inkampani yabantu engayazi, ngisho msebenzi akuyona oyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu, kodwa ikuvumela ukuba ukuhlangabezana ngokushesha futhi ngenze abangane. Ngoba sonke siyazi ukuthi akukho esihlanganisa, njengebhizinisi abasenze ngokuhlanganyela, laba creative. Umsebenzi kungenzeka kakade aqukethe ezinemininingwane simo skits hilarious, amahlaya, kodwa zingenziwa tentatively. Ngokwesibonelo, "Scene-anecdote mayelana okubi sikamama namasu zyate" noma "okuhleliwe anecdote mayelana ohlakaniphile ukuzikhohlisa Chapaeva Petka". Ungakwazi futhi ingabe ukusebenzisa funny izithombe nge sipho wokuba bashaywe phambi izivakashi.

Ilungiselela mncintiswano ezihlekisayo emincanyana

kufanele sithathe zasesiteji ezidingekile ukudlala ministsenok. Kungaba scarves kanye nezigqoko, ezihlukahlukene izibuko (isalukazi nge band nokunwebeka kanye ilanga superfashionable), izilevu zamanga, amadevu, amakhala, izimonyo, isambulela, rod ukudoba, ukudoba amabhuzu, izingane ithoyizi izikhali (izinkemba, izinkemba, izibhamu, amavolovolo, iminsalo nemicibisholo) . Nokho, ukukhetha kungaba ubanzi kakhulu, konke kuncike kulokho uhlobo funny skits yokuthi inkampani oyofika engqondweni abaculi. Kungenzeka ukuthi bazodinga amathathu yezingane, noma ukunitha kagogo, Ukushushuluza noma kubhasikidi ukuqoqa amakhowe.

indaba Christmas

yesehlakalo Gay isiqiniseko ukujabulisa izivakashi, uma ngokuyisisekelo sizoqukatha inganekwane magic indaba. Ngokwesibonelo, kungase kube "Inganekwane endala ye yegolide nge twist zanamuhla."

Amagama okuvela kumbhali:

Waphila kwaze kwafika futhi isalukazi nge wazihlanganela nekhehla lomlungu abasha-biznesledi
At sea, esiqhingini saseCaribbean.
Babehlala castle zayo zasebukhosini
Uqinisile iminyaka emithathu, ezintathu izinsuku ezintathu nobusuku obuthathu.
Isalukazi wahlala inqaba ukuthi Ukufika,
A izinyane abasha - njalo.
Ngaphambi kokuba bahambe, Isalukazi ajeziswe ...

Isalukazi:

Wena liziphathe, Krotik ilungelo lami!
Nechay lapha privechayut okungekho Okungishaya,
Ukhiye etafuleni ukubiza yebo isitshalo.
Phela, akukho okuhle ngeke iphele,
Ikakhulukazi, ngoba uzoqala ukuheha abesifazane.
Angifuni ukungethusa Rybonka wakhe -
Angikaze ukumzwisa ubuhlungu Angiyikukwenza ...
Kodwa kukhona izidalwa emhlabeni lokubi,
Ozikhukhumezayo, njengoba singahambi ngobuqili, nomona kodwa abahahayo!
"Owesifazane" Ngokuyisisekelo yilokho imechko -
Yilokho ungubani ukuba wesabe ikhulu leminyaka!

Umbhali:

Wathi isalukazi kid wakhe,
Glazonki ngesizotha emhlabathini uhlanganyela wakhe ...

Buddy:

Yini, Mamic puzipuzichka yami!
Wena uyiNdodana yami krasotulya-arbuzichka!

Umbhali:

Ngakho bathi, yena patted isalukazi
... ke emuva aphansi, ke belly fat!
Ngezinye efanayo iso isikhathi winking
Izinceku, le shoferitse, wensimu.
Futhi isalukazi waya esiqhingini,
kid Young wagijima waya olwandle.
Waqala uchofoze inhlanzi igolide.

Buddy:

Kanye nezinhlanzi! Ngokushesha ake ukubhukuda lapha!
Isalukazi kungumsebenzi wami preprotivnaya elahliwe futhi!
Unyaka omusha kwaba ngempela ekhaleni,
Awu wena sipho kimi, Fish, benza!
Ngilinde umzuzu noma emibili, kusukela ngo-hhayi yavishsya - sola!

Umbhali:

Wahamba ngomkhumbi waya izinhlanzi lakhe wambuza ...

Dj Krmak:

Yini vopish wena, ingane, akunjalo ke?
Ngingu usibheka njengesipho esiqondiswe kuwe okulungiselelwe.
Lapha, bheka ...

Umbhali:

Futhi ogwini kwesokunxele!
Futhi hhayi inhlanzi nhlobo, futhi le ntombazane!
Young, amahle, esinesithunzi!
Old babehambisana nokuzingelwa biznesmenshe hhayi ambalwa, bheka futhi ubone.
Futhi Buddy wathi Fish
Lawa amazwi ukuqashelwa, ...

fish:

Nakuba mina inhlanzi, efana, abayizimungulu,
Futhi nongenanembeza izilwane zasemanzini,
Kodwa mina angiyena nomqondo incorporeal -
I am a female, gona phambi esilalelayo besilisa.
Wena wayigona yakho ezingizungezile baqaphe ngange umlomo wami, kushisa -
Futhi Ngizaphelelisa konke okutshoyo -
Wish zigcwaliseka Year New phakathi kobusuku ...

Curtain ( "izigcawu ezimbili ikhefu abasebenzi ', ubambe ishidi welulela noma endwangwini).

Umbhali:

Ngakho izinyane sabanjwa inethiwekhi rybii
Ngakho Wayiswa inkulumo engamanga ...
Ngempela Ngazama singayithandi izinhlanzi okusaluketshezi,
Lowo sengathi uhlobo amnandi.
Nokho, le nsizwa ukuthi akuyona into engavamile:
Wasebenzisa abathengiswa yini ngohlamvu lwemali.
Kwabe sekufika isikhathi sokuba injabulo ngaye,
Lapho Inhlanzi abafisa afeze
Waveza ukulungela. Wathi ...

"Kwathi irharideni idluliswa ngaphandle" - aphumela "abasebenzi esigabeni" ephethe ingxenye izicubu.

Buddy:

Futhi ngifuna inhlanzi yami ethandekayo,
Ukuze mina nomkami kwakuyoba abancane kunami,

Nobuhle kwakuyoba esingakhulumekiyo

Futhi zonke chattels, impahla
Imayini bekulokhu ...

Umbhali (ukufunda umbhalo kanye abadlali ziveza, aqamba)

Fish zloradostno grinned,
Buddy yabonisa maw toothy ...
Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwaphenduka indoda bagongobaliswe ubudala,
bagongobaliswe uMdala esimpunga, ingabi namandla.
Esihlalweni wayehlezi esihlalweni sabakhubazekile,
Ngezinye ebusweni ulwandle wabheka edabukisayo.
Intombazanyana kwakunenkosikazi yesazi yakhe.
Futhi kuyiqiniso, othanda - esingafuni uyazi.
indaba kuphela, sonke babonakala
Phinda, ushintsha kuphela kancane.
Ngoba, njengasekhulwini ebusuku kaNcibijane
Kuyinto isifiso ukucabanga ohlakaniphile.
Musa ufisa umuntu ongamazi okubi okungako,
Futhi ucele inhlanhla, impilo!
Bese kuthi-ke izilokotho ezinhle
Ngeke ahluleke zigcwaliswe ngokushesha!
Futhi ukuvumela izibuko iwayini egcwele!
Futhi ubuso buchachamba ukumomotheka,
Futhi kumnandi endlini ake Lodge!