Funny yesehlakalo ngo-Ephreli 1st. Isimo 1 Apreli

Kwenzeka kanjani ukuba isiko amahlaya futhi sibukisa nomunye ngosuku lokuqala lwenyanga entwasahlobo ka imidiyeni, akekho owaziyo. Nokho, i-olungekho emthethweni iholide Usuku isiwula banquma ukugubha nge fun and amahlaya. Futhi kwezinye izindawo ngisho indawo amakhonsathi, izinhlangano yenkampani, lapho scene funny ka-April 1, kuyafaneleka kakhulu.

Oholela party yenkampani "Usuku April Fool sika"

Yiqiniso, lo mini-skits ezihlekisayo ngamaholide ingase ikwazi ukushaya futhi izivakashi. Kodwa namanje kubaluleke kakhulu ukukhetha umholi omuhle kulo mcimbi.

Kungenzeka ubuntu owaziwa, kokuba izici elikhanyayo, ngendlela funky, isithombe sokuqala, okuyinto bonke ababebuthene ezaziwayo. Yiqiniso, laba abenza lezo zinto Prototypes nje, okuzokwenza ebonisa abadlali amateur kusukela abasebenzi lenhlangano yenkampani.

Ngokwesibonelo, labo kungaba uRenata Litvinova, uVladimir Zhirinovsky, Mikhail Boyarsky, Verka Serduchka. Yakha isithombe idatha ngabanye ngempela kalula, ngoba igqamile ukuze Parody - nemnandi. Bayoba ukuqhuba iskripthi ngo-April 1, ezihlongozwayo lapha.

Phuma izivakashi eziholayo bingelela

Sivula umkhosi ezihlekisayo yesehlakalo. Ngo-April 1, kungcono ingamthinti ezombusazwe futhi benza amahlaya ecacile uvale zonke izihloko.

Enkundleni Zhirinovsky. He is, njengoba ngaso sonke isikhathi, yavusa ngisho, ngokwezinga elithile uthukuthele.

- Ngudeveli uyazi lokho! Obuyichilo! Konke ngawe Lefortovo, hhayi ehhovisi! Ubani ovumelekile ukuba beze lapha? Kungani?! Ngiyanicela! Lapha wena, umfazi isigqoko, wenzani? - ubiza lady okubonisa uRenata Litvinova.

- mina? I ... Vita - ekupheleni ... okungukuthi obalulekile emaphethelweni ... - babbles nashayela, silungisa nesigqoko sakhe.

- Yilokho, ukuthi ekupheleni balansiruesh phakathi inkululeko futhi ... Ubani ovumelekile ukuba beze lapha ngaphandle kwemvume engokomthetho le phathi oyisiphukuphuku? Vladimirsky Central ukukhala ngawe! Ukwephulwa, abanye ukwephula isikhathi! - Zhirinovsky ohlwitha ikhanda lakhe.

- By endleleni, leli holidi ngo-April 1 (Usuku lwe-April Fool sika) Ngini Czar UPetru waveza - ithole izaba uRenata.

- Ngabe ukhuluma ngani? Futhi lapho Eqinisweni olunjalo bemba?

- Yilokho ... - uRenata ukuchofozwa elawulwa kude, liyavela Uhlaka yesehlakalo, simulating qapha.

Pushkin ngolokuqala Apreli

Lona scene funny ka-April 1, it is a uhlobo umncintiswano zezinkondlo Ongoti.

On esigabeni - ezintathu Tsar uPetru, futhi indoda elunge ofundela amazwi umlobi.

Umbhali: amashiya yinkosi, obuswacile
Ngathi ...

Peter:

"Izolo
Yena ngiwe isiphepho
Peter "lesikhumbuzo.

Umbhali: Lokho uvalo.

Wohlanga olukhulu: "Angazi .. Kungaba kweqiniso?"

Umbhali: Inkosi wahleka.

Peter: "Lo mzalwane wokuqala, ngo-Ephreli!"

Imibuzo izivakashi nangaphakathi nashayela Mihaila Boyarskogo

Zhirinovsky:

- Futhi owasungula it? Musa wena, it is a Empeleni ... isigqoko sakho njengoba zempi, azibamukeli lutho, ezisanda kuphuma ... Mhlawumbe wazi lapha ubani owayiloba? Futhi okulandelayo, huh?

Uma kungekho muntu Liphendula imibuzo efanele Zhirinovsky, e lwesigameko ka-April 1, 'abayakungena Boyarsky.

- eyinkulungwane amademoni! April Fools 'oluhle isivele force okugcwele uya, kodwa sisakwazi hhayi ngeso elilodwa ... akazange Roll! Njengoba abantu abahlakaniphile uthi weziwula oyisiphukuphuku umdlalo ukudlalela, ngoba bahlala kuzo ... Awu! Ubani Ngizibona? Vladimir Volfovich! Kwenzakalani? Ubani ofuna ukutshala ngivalelwe futhi?

Zhirinovsky:

- Shiya amahlaya akho idiots, umqeqeshi amahlosi! Sesikhathele nezindaba ezibalulekile ixazululwa, zezombusazwe. Ubani owabhala inkondlo Yini elandelayo? Uneminyaka ihora, Angazi?

Boyarsky grins bese unikeza impendulo efanele. Yiqiniso, kukhona ukuqhubeka inkondlo Pushkin sika ezinye emagama. Kodwa funny skits abadala alivume.

Phuma Verka Serduchka "Placebo egabheni"

Kuyafaneleka scene funny ngo-April 1 mayelana nomkhiqizo ongenamuthi kufana nokholo. Iqhaza main udlalwa ke Verka Serduchka, ngubani uyafika nge isikhwama esigcwele imikhiqizo.

- Futhi nangu mina, Zdorovenki buly, Madoda! Futhi sho esikwenzayo lapha? Vipivaem, nganoma iyiphi indlela? - uthatha ingilazi kusukela ithebula omunye izivakashi, ukuhogela. - Awu, Nkulunkulu wami, ukuthi ziphuze lokhu crap?! Hhayi-ke i-chemistry okuqinile! Futhi okuhle kuphela ladies izinwele ngemva 60. Futhi-ke, uma usushadile kakade. Akukho lutho olungcono futhi ihlanzeke ngaphezu vodka kwethu kwamanje! - liyasuka isikhwama nebhodlela okusamanzi Murky. - Lapha, zama, chelek enhle, vele uzame! impilo okuqhubekayo! - ethela, ephoqa izivakashi ukuzama. - Awu, kanjani?

I ibhodlela lobisi buhlanjululwe ngamanzi. Ngokwemvelo, isivakashi ukhuluma ngani ngokuzwakalayo.

- Indlela - hhayi gorilka? Nokho, mina kubonakale - gorilka! Anikholwa, Ngakho-ke? Futhi lokhu, ngenhlanhla placebo, yebo! Yathi: "Phuza futhi ithemba" libizwa! Ungadli nesoseji, bekholelwa ukuthi lalilapho wenziwe inyama: yenkomo lapho, ingulube ... Futhi nje believe me - it is kugaywe futhi uthanda yenkomo kanye ingulube!

Monologue Verka "Kholwa - abangethembi"

Kuleli qophelo, ungakwazi ukufaka ezahlukene skits funny amaqembu yenkampani. Ngokwesibonelo, indaba Monologue-mayelana intombi.

Umngane wami - ningakholwa! - kubhalwe out disk, ukunciphisa umzimba. Futhi hhayi nje ebhaliwe futhi izindawo zokulahla kuye izikhonzi Nemerow! Kungakhathaliseki tyshshu, noma ezimbili - Angikhumbuli. Futhi, ngombono wami, + njengoba nje umuntu yesimanje - futhi i-placebo bakholwe uludinga. Tokmo ngokholo womuntu noneshnie - umpristi esontweni wathi - bungasekho, ngoba into, futhi zonke izinkinga zethu waya.

Mayelana Ba-Ila sho ngilapho? A pro-umakhelwane uTanya. Ngamafuphi, izobandakanya duroha othembela ikhompyutha disk yakho pohudilny, iyohlala lapho umdlalo ukuthi uzodlala kanjani noma hang ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi, kodwa isikrini osheshayo ngakho umzuzwana, umzuzwana umzuzwana. Njengoba umnikazi lomkhosi, eduze nayo umkakhe ihlala ... Futhi sho ukuthi ukushayela okusho oqwayiza - hhayi Impela, tokmo yena ecabanga ukuthi ukufakwa wakhe unika pohudilnuyu.

Wayefika ahlale ngesikhathi ikhompyutha - futhi ngesilinganiso. Futhi imiphumela ngaleso sikhathi! Kubonakala sengathi ongakayeki othembela ngempela kwaba. Futhi Tanya ukuthi nakuba isiwula, kodwa hhayi ibhodi: kanye emzaneni kanye ebhaliwe, lapho kudingeke khona. Umama waphendula: "Wena, othandekayo wami, + ngakho kakhulu ... le nto ... kahle, wazi (ekubonisa izandla yindawo lapho abathungi kulinganiswa hip selilonke). A biofield inkulu, lapha! Kafushane, lakho ... lawa kubo? .. amaza wahlaba labo wathumela CD ethu. Wena - i ubuntu ezivelele, kodwa udinga ukuqala ukuhlanganyela ohlelweni oluthile, futhi uba ngemilingo "!

Futhi Tanya ikhishwa ingxenye eyodwa kuphela (libonisa izandla akha ngokudayisa esikhulu). Umuntu kulo abavamile kakhulu. Futhi yena wakhetha ukukholwa futhi bese uhlole. Nginilobele futhi lokhu disc, ngemva kwalokho-ke uzobe Kusolakala ngemilingo. A idrayivu ukuthi akuyona kuwufanele tysh ambalwa, mhlawumbe nangaphezulu. On iziwula abangakholwa yakhelwe ukunciphisa umzimba zehlulekile, manje izangoma wakhonza. Placebo!

Manje ihlala Tanyuha yami, futhi likhiphe ngesikhathi kwesikrini, elinde ugqozi. Ngenxa-futhi lapha ngafika.

Sela "Indlela ukudayisa disc elingenalutho"

Renate kuziwa Serduchka:

- Ngiyaqonda ukuthi namuhla, April 1 - Usuku April Fool sika amahlaya kanye namahlaya? Futhi indaba yakho - umbhedo ephelele, angithi?

Vera:

- Kungani umbhedo? Zonke kweqiniso! Ngase ngithatha isancinza sami idrayivu kusuka UTanya, ulethwe lapha.

uRenata:

- Futhi abakwazanga unginike yona? Futhi ngangiphuza uzame ... Mhlawumbe angizange abe aura enamandla kangaka, futhi uzongisiza.

Vera:

- Futhi uyosho ke? Uneminyaka, efana, futhi evamile ngakho ... Futhi ngokuzumayo, ngemva skhudnosh ngaphezulu? Hhayi-ke sho ke ukuthola okuthile kanye?

uRenata:

- Yebo, kusho ukuthi nawe sikholelwe emandleni akhe! Wozani, ngokushesha ukuwudayisa kimi! Kungakanani? - ukudansela isiginci sakhe e Serduchka disk izingalo.

- Cha, kahle, nganamathela - hhayi otderosh njengoba gum ... ku jacket! Ah, kahle! Woza ku ... ezintathu tyshshi !!!

URenata kuvula nesikhwama sakhe semali sikhona futhi kuthatha imali. Khona ibamba disc futhi uyabaleka. Vera:

- Placebo ... uTanya kungitshela ukuthi ngezandla zakhe ziklebhukile, futhi ngangingakholwa. Nakhu ukuthi kusho ukuthini ukusebenza biofield yakho, kwaba nje donuts evamile, futhi manje kakhudlwana futhi abe ngemilingo - njengokhukho disc nalutho balayisha!

Sela "Indlela ukuhlukanisa owesifazane ohlakaniphile kusukela nendoda eyisiwula"

Zhirinovsky akucela Boyarsky:

- Nakuba namuhla Apreli 1st - Usuku April Fool sika amahlaya kanye gags, kodwa ngizokutshela njengamanje sina. Lesi siqephu iyona isiqinisekiso umbono wami: bonke abesifazane - iziwula!

Boyarsky:

- Futhi bengingeke ngibe categorical ngakho. Kususelwa isaga ethandwa, ingqondo abesifazane abadalelwanga inhlukanozigaba nobude ezinweleni zakhe. Okungukuthi, abangabantwana izinwele lide - engqondweni iDemo.

Zhirinovsky:

- Ucabanga ukuthi owesifazane Bald kuyinto ohlakaniphe kunazo? Lapho mina abe ngumengameli, ngiyakumemezela umthetho - phuca zonke obabekazi nalyso! Izwe lethu akudingeki iziwula, kungakhathaliseki ubulili! Nikeza abesifazane Bald!

Boyarsky:

- Futhi lapha, uVladimir Volfovich ubuyopha- okungalungile. Zinike umzuzwana ucabange ngesimo ukuthi babalelwa Bald futhi ngokuphelele smart lady. Yini-ke, ingabe thina amadoda? Silahlekelwe yizo zonke wabo!

Vera:

- Musa ulahleke, Madoda! Ngiye Ufunani lapha ukushayela "Indlela ukuhlukanisa nowesifazane amadoda Bald onoboya" e 4000 nje. Akubalulekile ukuba ngisho bheka - enamathiselwe emabunzini uqedile! Uma kuba sobala, lapho smart owesifazane, futhi lapho umuntu oyisiphukuphuku.

Zhirinovsky:

- Futhi woza, hlola disk yakho! - Werke ukunika imali uthola disk.

Kusebenza esiphongweni sakhe, uyawavala amehlo akhe.

- Strange ... It kuvela ukuthi Vera - indoda ehlakaniphileko, kodwa mina ... Kubonakala, futhi, indoda! - esevula amehlo akhe, amehlo ebheka Verka, kodwa wawungasekho.

Isithonjana kusanenywe - kumnandi futhi kuhle!

Iskripthi kufanele kube skits samanje ezihlekisayo, dlala, like amahlaya. Abakwazi zidlala ukuvakashelwa ayengayilungiselelanga.

- Strange ... Kubonakala sengathi, futhi Angikholwa futhi esihogweni noma owesifazane ohlakaniphile, futhi sengathi lo ukudlula mina emunweni wakhe omncane ... - wayethethelela ukuzinwaya ikhanda lakhe.

Boyarsky:

- Oh, laba besifazane! Ngakho kangakanani twirl nathi, futhi namanje uhlangabezana ngokudoba kwabo ngenela! Mina-ke wabutha Ukukhetha emincanyana ezahlukene. Lokhu skits ezihlekisayo, dlala, kulula ukudlala, ngisho ngaphandle ukuqeqeshwa. Ake sizame!

Guest uMichael ekhetha abantu abambalwa omnikeza amazwi abo. Akekho owaziyo ukuthi ubani-ke uzobe abhanqiwe ukudlala miniature - ilapho catch. Boyarsky ukhomba omunye "abadlali" amcele ukuqala.

Anecdote e abantu

Amaskriphthi kungaba izigcawu kumnandi ethathwe ekuphileni. Izindaba eziningi emincanyana ethandwa kakhulu comedy imibukiso futhi ahlinzeke impahla esihle. Ngokwesibonelo, skits ezihlekisayo ngesihloko esithi kobuhlobo bomshado Site cishe kunoma iyiphi inkampani omdala.

umyeni Young ephatha izipho zomshado. Ikamelo esasihlanganisa kususa umgubuzelo. umyeni:

- Ngingathanda ukukuxwayisa. NgoMgqibelo ngo-18 ezimpondweni, abangane bami bashiya ukuzingela. Ukubuya ngeSonto 23 ezimpondweni. Futhi akukho lutho olungavimba lokhu: okungekho siphepho noma isiphepho noma i-tsunami!

- Wonderful - womshado ungumakhelwane wemfanelo. - ngimelwe ukukuxwayisa. Nsuku zonke kusuka 22 amahora 23 ngiphakamisela eyintandokazi. Futhi akukho lutho olungavimba kimi, akukho-tsunami, akukho isiphepho, futhi ukuzingela wakho!

ukulingisa ayengayilungiselelanga

Lapho abantu etafuleni abuthele yokudala, yokuqala, qiniseka ukuba awatshele nethuba lokuveza imizwa yazo.

Kuyathakazelisa ukuya eholidini mini izigcawu ezihlekisayo, okuyinto ukudlala ukuvakashelwa ayengayilungiselelanga. Presenter lifunda umbhalo, futhi abaculi of the number of izivakashi sikhombisa umphumela lokho abakuzwayo.

Kungcono ukusebenzisa elula corporative ngokwanele ngokuya ngesakhiwo skits mini. izikhathi funny zichazwe hhayi kuphela umbhalo ngokwawo nokuqukethwe, kodwa futhi nekhono abaculi lokuveza ukulingisa yakhe yasekuqaleni. Ngokwesibonelo, kungenzeka ukunikeza inketho okunjalo.

Toast endaweni ukulingisa "Pour sosedushke!"

Ngaphambi kokuba uqale ukudlala phandle ezihlekisayo skits amaqembu ezinkampani impromptu abafisa iqhaza kuzo ukusabalalisa izindima. Basuke ababemenyelwe zasesiteji - iqoqo ngokungadingekile nezingubo zokugqoka, okuyinto abangakwazi ukuwasebenzisa.

Lokhu Interlude iqhaza:

• White Swan.
• Beautiful dada.
• Willow - abantu abathathu.
• A ingilazi vodka.

Umbhali (umengameli) Ukufundwa iqala, nabalingisi humorously kuvezwa izenzo ukulingisa. Umphumela izigcawu ezifana kumnandi ezisiza elihlekayo akunakwenzeka.

White dada yamabhola antantayo,

umngane othandekayo ubiza.

Kodwa akuzwakalanga dada uyalala

He is emthunzini neminyezane obukhulu.

White Swan waya

Enye yokuthola enhle.

Donsa-ukudonsa, kodwa kwanhlanga zimuka nomoya.

Swan elele zwí emangalisayo!

White Swan waya

Glass likagologo ezitholakele.

Vele Ngangifuna baphuze,

Lo bheka - kukhona swan. Yini ibhizinisi?

ingilazi yethu dada athathiwe,

Ngaphuza-ke, yayikhehlezela, iluma.

White Swan icala

Labetibambile wakhe, kodwa ingqondo

Wamamatheka. Nokho, ake

Swan ukuphuza. Kuyinto ukuthi yokudabuka?

Swan clutched isisu sakhe,

Yena yayikhehlezela, wawa ezinsikeni zawo.

Kukhona zokuziphatha: baphuze yabo kuphela!

Yebo sosedushke uthele!

Izici ezibaluleke kakhulu

Kubalulekile kakhulu ukulungiselela lwesigameko iholidi lapho iqhaza kungathatha zonke izivakashi. Ngakho-ke, kufanele ucabangele lokho ongakwenza ukuze zihlanganisa imidlalo party, imincintiswano. Imincintiswano ezifana "I umhlibitho funniest," "iNkosi ezihlekisayo uhleko", "Mina -! Amahle kakhulu futhi ezikhangayo" indawo okumnandi kakhulu inkampani abangane babo abaseduze, abasha ibhizinisi amaqembu.

Imibuzo ezihlekisayo kanye imiklomelo kumnandi futhi idili ngempela kumnandi ziqondakala abahlanganyeli noma izibukeli. Ikakhulukazi wonke umuntu othanda ingoma emncintiswaneni, lapho kungenzeka ukwenza ikwaya iyiphi ezishintshwe isosha esihlatshelelwayo.