Monologues ezihlekisayo kwabesifazane - imibhalo ephelele

Bayanda isigaba ekhonsathini kanye izikrini ithelevishini namuhla umsindo monologues ezihlekisayo kwabesifazane. Ukufohla ezithengiswayo kule isiqondiso senziwa "Comedy WESIFAZANE" ukuhamba. Futhi abesifazane KVN alethwe monologues eziningi ezihlekisayo kwabesifazane emhlabeni.

Lady indida: inkemba yakhe kodwa omakhelwane babo ...!

monologues ezihlekisayo kwabesifazane ngokuvamile aqondiswe ukushiyeka wobulili fair. Lokho ladies indlela behleka kuyo. Futhi kule itholakala gqamisa, okuyinto kanjalo ukhangwa monologues ezihlekisayo kwabesifazane. Unfettered, unganqikazi kubonakale Umculi engenangqondo kungazwakali zikuvumela ukubona ingxenye amaphutha ayo.

Nansi version zakudala: umlingani wacasula lihlukaniswe obukhulu nentombi yakhe efonini.

- Futhi ukubala, yathi kimi: "Wena nhlobo ukwenza izinto zokuchitha isizungu!" Lena yindawo yami - futhi akukho! Yebo, enginazo wokuzilibazisa kungavula ngaphandle kokusebenzisa izandla! Futhi uma ufuna, khona-ke okuthwala ngokuqonda emshadweni bona shampusika ngivalele kanye pair of izinto pomelo. Nokho, ezisawolintshi nazo - uzivumele "pomelo" is ... Wena, Anka, che kimi kunephutha? Angiqondi ... Ingabe yena mina?

Ukuze silwe, ukufuna, ukuthola, ungasidedeli!

ungqimba yonke imisebenzi kuyindida enikelwe inkinga yosesho lwe-ngokuba Engxenyeni yesibili. Ukuze ufunde indlela ngobuhlakani uzame ukuxazulula inkinga, abanye abesifazane, monologues yamahlaya mayelana abesifazane ukuthi uqiniseka ukuvusa ukumamatheka izilaleli.

Ngokuyinhloko abafana kuyofikwa isici abantu abaningi: bona ngokwabo zihluke kakhulu ukwedlula bebonakala ngabanye.

Eyesibili "kusiza!" - bubhalwe abameleli nengxenye enamandla, okuyinto uvumelane ngokuphelele ibe ezihlekisayo Monologue abesifazane. On the amadoda izintokazi ungakwazi ukukhuluma phakade! Bamane uthande ukukhumbula zokuxhumana kwabo okudlule, ahlanganyele okuhlangenwe nakho, indlela "yokulawula" abayeni babo, azifundise. Cinga Engxenyeni yesibili enikelwe monologues ezihlekisayo kwabesifazane, ematheksthi zazo kukhonjisiwe ngezansi.

Isikhangiso ephephandabeni mayelana amaziyo "Puss e amasokisi"

Lapha kanye Ngathi ehhovisi lethu ugogo wedwa. Nokho, uNkulunkulu dandelion - igama elilodwa. Ngakhi- uvela ndawondawo ekujuleni iziketi zabo, jackets ifomu egcwaliswe zezikhangiso mahhala futhi zibekwe phezu kwetafula.

Ngathatha ephepheni ezandleni zakhe, ukufunda. Futhi dayus nje simangalele! Fantasy e babulechki, kufanele kuphawulwe ukuthi ngisho nabanye ... ongashi! Lamagama sokuqala ngqa kwaholela nami raptures. Lalela lokhu: "Kitty wami! cat kothando ukunakekelana elinde ngawe efulethini lakhe ethokomele, embhedeni kancane ethambile ... Shesha efanayo, ngaphandle kwalokho indawo yakho kuzohluka! "

Nakuba sinawo ezingaphezu kuka inkomba hhayi ukuya amakhasimende imibono yabo siqu kanye namathiphu, Ngangingakwazi ukumelana lokubuza: "Babulechka, futhi kungani udinga lokhu" ikati "? Uhlala ukuthula endlini yabo ethokomele - kulungile. Futhi kuyoba ezinye elinamandla, Nakuru, amasokisi ahlakaze emhlabeni ... "Futhi babulechka kimi ephendula:" Docha, lapho wabona amakati amasokisi ke, a "yakhe?

Granny-yize lo cat ngifuna ikati lami, futhi ngacabanga, ngakho ngubani okwaziyo.

Ezihlekisayo Monologue abesifazane mayelana amadoda "sexy Obulalayo ngifuna nengxenye"

Lo mbhalo kungenzeka isandiso ezincanyana kuqala, ngoba isenzo senzeka khona konke edition efanayo, lapho izikhangiso zamukelwa. Kodwa ngalesi sikhathi lona wesifazane weza amafomu omangalisayo kakhulu amajazi onsomi, isigqoko oluhlaza kanye isikhafu orange. Esikhathini isaziso kwathiwa ukuthi sexy ebulalayo ngifuna umngane womshado umphefumulo. Kulungile, mina clasped amazinyo akhe futhi wathi lutho: ngakho sexy sexy, wonke umuntu kuvisisa izwi.

Monologue wokuqala unkosikazi kanye jam iklabishi

Intokazi wahlala esihlalweni bese wanquma ukuhlanganyela nathi izinkumbulo zakho zesikhathi esidlule babayeni bawo.

- Umyeni wami kokuqala kwaba ukuthi, ngokomthetho, indoda enhle. Kuphela kakhulu mina hung up on ukudla. Kungakhathaliseki ngalungiselela - wayehlale okungaqhathaniswa ukupheka kamama. "Ukhukhamba kungukuthi ethosiwe!" Kungani? Well lena zucchini efanayo, nje abonisa ukungavuthwa. Kunganjani Fry kwabo? "! Kusukela ujamu iklabishi ukupheka" Kuyaxaka ... utamatisi okuphekwe, ithanga abilisiwe, futhi iklabishi - akukho?

Ngingu ngokwemvelo indoda nge umcabango. Futhi Angiyithandi ukuhamba ezindleleni ezibhudulekile. Ngokuvamile, thina akazange avumelane izinhlamvu wami wokuqala.

Indaba mayelana umyeni wesibili kanye suit ngaphansi kombhede

Lady - rock sexy - iyaqhubeka Monologue ezihlekisayo. Abesilisa nabesifazane asebeneminyaka zishintshile izindawo sengathi endatjaneni yakhe. Lokhu kunezela twist ukuba ukubukeka: nokho ejwayele yokuthi kuba ubulili namandla ngezinye izikhathi evumela yena ukuba eze ekhaya ekuseni "ku shofe" nomkakhe lovely uhlazisa ekuseni okubi. Ngemibono ngobugebengu. Lapha, lo mbhangqwana indima okuxubile.

- lomyeni wami wesibili kwaba German. Wanginika sokugcina isikhathi sakhe zazo yizo! "Ikhaya Drunk ebusuku ayisekho woza!". Hhayi-ke, lawo mazwi? Futhi lapho engisenayo okuthile ukuya ebusuku? Ukuze usebenze - ekuqaleni nakubangane bakhe - ngasekupheleni ... Indlela baphaphame kubo, ukususwa ubuchopho iqala emzuliswaneni wesibili: umlotha kulawo esitsheni sikashukela akuyona okuyinyakazisa, ngaphansi kombhede, ungabheki for suit. Ngingalutholaphi bayomfuna ngaphezulu, uma ngineminyaka engu kuye futhi ivalile ... mina kusho ukubeka. Nokho, ngamafuphi, kwakufanele bonyana enze walala! Abafakaza, izwi emifushane. Futhi ukuthi singazi ukuzwana.

Monologue inkosikazi yesithathu futhi walahlekelwa izinzwane

Okwesithathu, umyeni wami Estonia. Naye siye saba amasokisi ababambelela iphuzu. Yebo, izinto ezilula efana amasokisi njalo kungabangela isehlukaniso! "Mina tep ne-al-Tal chotnoe cal-Do-Thina-honours Skoff, kazhtaya umusi esigingqwe kamochek Trushkov ka e-Truk. Pa-tep e Achim Ani-uFata Sa teryayuts-ca? "Okufanele ngiyazi ukuthi kungani la masokisi elahleka njalo? Nami ilungelo labo, ngakho yinhlama constricted e umshini wokuwasha ukuze Abasunduzani. Nalapha hhayi yamjabulisa! Kusekhona yini efana missus yami ukuthi ijezi umbala washintsha. Kwakukhona abanye serovatenky, nondescript ngakho. Ngaba - imibala engqondweni-uthule! Empeleni, kwafika lonke inhlanganisela kungashiwo rainbow imibala. Design uthola, phakathi kwezinye izinto ... Kodwa - awawazisanga umyeni wami, indiza yami fantasy. Asazi uthole ehambisana nesiphithiphithi. + Bheka, manje kuyisikhathi ithemba lokugcina kwakho.

Futhi "sexy femme" waqonda isiyaya orange, ovele uphonsa kwehlombe lakhe amajazi onsomi.