Toast emadodeni evesini bese temibhalo yephrozi netindzaba

Coming up ubhontshisi ngoba amadoda iyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu kunalokho kuka abobulili fair. Abesifazane bazwelane kakhudlwana izimpawu ukunakwa, futhi ngaleso sizathu angaphendula eshukunyiswa izifiso elula uthando nenjabulo.

Ukubingelela inkulumo ukuze umlingani, uyise noma umphathi kufanele kube umsebenzi iDemo yobuciko. Uma kungenjalo, nje akakhumbuli.

Ngakho-ke, abesifazane umdala ohlakaniphile ucabanga ngokusebenzisa kusengaphambili kahle ukuthi amagama uhlobo bayokhuluma emcimbini yokudumisa amadoda.

Usuku lokuzalwa oluhle - yithuba pha ukunakwa

Usuku lokuzalwa akwanele ukuzwa kusuka abathandekayo unesizungu nazo zonke izifiso impilo nempumelelo.

Indoda sigubha usuku lokuzalwa kwakhe, ngifuna be yithela izincomo kanye "noboya stroked." Ingabe ukuletha injabulo enkulu lokuzalwa izivakashi izinkumbulo ukunqoba kwakhe siqu futhi impumelelo.

Lokuhlonipha umuntu lokuzalwa kungcono ukubhala pre-zibuze lo mbuzo:

1. Iziphi izimfanelo ezikhethekile has hero mkhosi? Ukuze yena kufanele banconywe?
2. Iziphi izinto ezithakazelisayo kwenzeke empilweni manje noma lokuzalwa iphutha muva nje?
3. Yena usebenza nge indoda, ngemva ozomthuma ukwenza ubhontshisi? Kuyini ephawulekayo iwukuba umsebenzi wakhe?
4. Njengoba iqhawe evamile yalesi senzakalo uchitha isikhathi sakhe sokuphumula? Yini oyithandako yakhe, inkanuko?
5. Wayethi ukuphupha? Yini imigomo izisethile?

Ukubhala izimpendulo, uyakuqonda Kubalulekile ukusho enkulumweni yakhe congratulatory. Kulesi ubhontshisi kulowo muntu lokuzalwa iyoba okuqondiswe kakhulu, okunenjongo, qotho liyokhala.

Uma kungekho ithalente olusankondlo

Akufanele yini ngenze qiniseka ukupheka ubhontshisi enkulumweni evesini? Yiqiniso, lokuzalwa nalowo kumnandi ukuzwa izwi izinkondlo udumo.

Kodwa uma ungazi kanjani ukubhala izinkondlo ungafuni angawayali ngenkokhelo, kungenzeka ukwenza ubhontshisi e temibhalo yephrozi netindzaba, enezela ke rhymed imigqa esuka izincwadi noma nge-Internet.

Sikunikeza a ubhontshisi enjalo emadodeni ngosuku lokuzalwa.

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Isihloko lokuqhosha yami -

Faka inombolo abangane bakho.

Ingabe ukhuluma ngani ukuphila,

izindaba Simple ukwabelana.

Noma imiphi imicabango Ngizo

Engingabethemba, abanjengami.

Ngifisa - ukuvumela inkambo imicimbi

Oqhubeka ijubane phambili

Ngu izinhlelo amaphupho amazisayo,

Imikhawulo makungabi khona!

Futhi umgomo kwanoma iyiphi ehlombe,

Yenza umqondo wakho uma "Ngifuna"!

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usuku lokuzalwa namuhla

A wesilisa ngempela,

Phela, zonke mzuzu zokuphila

Wena ukuhlobisa ngokwakho!

Ngaleso senzakalo iphuzu ngalinye

Ngokusobala ukuze zichume Ukuphrinta,

Ukuze isinyathelo ngaphandle ukugqagqana

Yini usukulungele ukuphendula!

Vumela izixazululo okuhlala,

Amaphupho kuphunywa naye empilweni ngokuqinisekile!

Makube khona injabulo ukuvenisha,

ukukhathala ezimnandi Kancane

Kusihlwa nje ngaphambi kokulala,

Lapho umsebenzi ngaleso sikhathi!

Toast e temibhalo yephrozi netindzaba lokuzalwa

bekulula ukuthola ubhontshisi ngomumo eyenziwe for amadoda evesini. Izinkondlo imikhonzo ayisekho kubhekwa eseyintsha. imikhosi nkinga nicer okuningi ukuzwa a ubhontshisi kuwo, abhalwe temibhalo yephrozi netindzaba, kube nenjongo.

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Uma ngifika uMhlaba kusukela okubi umthakathi osafunda. Wabathanda kakhulu lab 'abesifazane zendawo madoda ayenganelisekile yini angayithandi. Mthakathi uye enquma ukubhubhisa ubulili namandla emhlabeni, ukuze ngezingodo enhle wazala izingane kuphela ukusuka kuye.

Waqala Amadoda othulini. Conjured phezu wasemhlabeni lokuqala - once sikhuntile. Conjured phezu yesibili - kwenzeka imizuzu engu-15 lutho, bese kwaphenduka inqwaba umlotha. Kwathatha villain for lesithathu ... kwehora, elinye - akukho yi. Lwathi luphela usuku umthakathi ngakho isiphelile ukuthi waba uthuli.

Maga umfundi zazibambe ongezansi:

- Kungani kwenzekile?

Kusukela nedlanzana uthuli kwafika befa umthakathi impendulo:

- Indoda yesithathu has a isikhali esinamandla sokumelana iziphonso okubi. Lena inkulumo ethi "ngiqedile!". Yena, ngokungafani izisulu ezimbili zokuqala, wathi ukuphila kwakhe akulula izikhathi ezingaphezu kweshumi eziyinkulungwane.

Ngakho masiphuze uphuzo yokuthi lokuzalwa kwethu ngomsebenzi okhandiweyo, isikhathi eside futhi njalo wathi, "sengicedile!".

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Uma izigidi omakoti ezivela emhlabeni wonke azolwa ngoba inhliziyo inkosazana enhle kunazo zonke emhlabeni. Ngamunye wabo senziwa esigcawini phambi feat esigodlweni. indoda Abanesibindi jumping ezihamba ngamahhashi ukuba emphemeni inkosazana, wamnika amadayimane. Nobuhle kuphela wabubula.

Kungazelelwe ngaqala ukuhamba esidlule isikwele zingezona ezibonakalayo ndoda omncane ongenayo ngisho ukubheka inkosazana. Wayehamba nje futhi ukuhlafuna imbewu sunflower.

Intombazane enhle kakhulu iplanethi yehla emphemeni wagijima ngemva simpleton.

Lapho beshada, inkosazana ebuzwa ukuthi kungani ayekhethe lesi indoda ethile.

"Ngangifuna nje ukuhamba, nibbling mbewu ungacabangi lutho," - esho.

Ngakho masiphuze uphuzo yokuthi lokuzalwa wethu othandekayo njalo imbewu ngokwanele ukuba inkosazana yakhe ethandekayo.

izinsuku Round kuhle

Toast kuya weminyaka le ndoda zikhale onesizotha ngaphezu lokuzalwa evamile. Kuzo kubalulekile ukugcizelela ukuthi ekhethekile lokuzalwa usuku bukhoma, umngcele ophakathi ukuphila izigaba.

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I zokuhlonipha isihloko iqhawe kosuku,

Unikelwe, oh, yingakho!

Ukuze isamba esiteji esikhathini esidlule,

Ukunqoba, impumelelo, ukunqotshwa,

Nginamandla azo zonke izinto eziyigugu,

Yikuphi ayinakho izinombolo!

Ungase eziningi, kodwa kungakusiza kakhulu.

Ukudalelwa - isifundo

Futhi kukhona ngaphezulu

amathiphu bakhe endleleni

Mayelana kwalokho, kuphi siya.

Nakuba Izigaxa hhayi phama

Wena uthole ukuzwa siqu sakhe,

Futhi kakade akazalwanga efekethisiwe,

Hamba Endleleni Straight!

Ake lemali izwele

Woza ku-akhawunti siqu ebhange

Futhi inhlanhla amagagasi ezinomsindo

Woza, nodumo, nenkazimulo, futhi ukumdumisa

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Bavumele benze abakuthandayo ukujabulisa,

Ekhaya konke sibheke phansi,

Kulezi zinsuku, njengoba namuhla,

Hhayi kamuva esiphindwe.

Njengoba iphuzu eliqhakazile inkomba,

Umsebenzi lokhu - ukuqala.

Ngitshele, eh ukuntela othile

A kweshumi ushintsho entsha?

Futhi ngifuna - makube

Emgwaqweni, ezinhle yakho,

Kusukela izihlobo, ake akekho umahluleli oyedwa:

Nokho, ukuthi wenzani lapho okwamanje?

Ake ilizwi lakho okuqinile,

Kukhunjulwe phakade,

A mudslinger inyumbazane

Hhayi umuntu ohlakaniphile kakhulu,

Ingabe ume eceleni,

Kancane nomona nhlobo,

Ucabanga nge angamagagu, ithalente mncane,

Nquma ukuthatha komunye nomunye ngobuqotho!

Toast kuya weminyaka le ndoda Ungase futhi athathe isimo umzekeliso.

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Sahlangana nabangane bethu ababili, amadoda esihlonishwayo mgwaqo. Bobabili abagqoké langa zokubhukuda. Omunye ubuza abanye:

- Uneminyaka lokho ukuzigxisha ngakho? Prazdnuesh okuthile?

- Yebo, nginayo namuhla weminyaka engu - iminyaka engu-40. Ingabe behlonipha ukuthi lokhu handsome?

- Kakhulu yokugubha usuku. Okwesihlanu ruble ayizigidi ezingu engamakhulu wathola.

Ngakho masiphuze uphuzo yokuthi lokuzalwa kwethu ukuphila kwaba namanje eziningi nemigubho kokubili zilwane.

Siyakuhalalisela abavikeli

Toast ngoFebhuwari 23 amadoda kufanele agcizelele futhi sidumise amandla kanye ukumelana Amaqhawe isikhathi.

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Umholi we ukunyakaza okunembile,

Ngaphandle isikhubekiso okwengeziwe,

Owesilisa lohlulanako intengo

Hhayi kuphela Trophies!

Futhi iseluleko sakhe namuhla

Ngithanda ukuhalalisela,

izihlabani zethu sengathi

Futhi anamandla enkazimulweni:

Onke amandla akho, anamandla, nodumo,

Shining ukumomotheka!

Ukuncoma okuhle owesifazane akuyona ukuthopha -

Bavume Zama!

Futhi empilweni yakho, ake injabulo

Ngakho kukhona okuningi,

Lokho ngeke bushelelezi indlela eya umgomo,

Igugu komgwaqo.

Futhi neze hola,

Ngokwethembeka futhi angagwegwesi,

Vuza isikhwama semali

With kuka akuvumele osyplyut!

Toast mhlaka-23 Febhuwari, la madoda okuqondene umbuthano abangane bakho bangakhuluma futhi kufanele ibe ngaphansi esisemthethweni.

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umsebenzi ukhuni uya,

Fun akuyona trifle -

Februwari yayo amabili nantathu

Wena ukugubha indlela kuphela!

Nge isipho sakho ezingavamile

Yonke indawo zibonakala,

Kuyilungelo ukuba

Nethezeka!

I ngokuyisisekelo ufuna

Amanye amalungelo.

Futhi bona

Isinyathelo izindaba zakho zonke.

Umama ake bakholwe

Unsophisticated kuwe,

Ukusekela ngokulahlekelwa

Futhi injabulo!

Futhi injabulo ngifisa

Futhi ezincane nezinkulu:

Kusukela amnandi itiye izinkomishi

Ngaphambi World Cup.

Vumela imiklomelo ngeke

Futhi ngenkazimulo, imali,

Futhi abesifazane abathanda ukuvumela

Wena enhliziyweni yami!

Amahlaya etafuleni

Toast umuntu amahlaya kancane ukuqamba, kubalulekile futhi ukuthi ukuze ukhiqize ezihlekisayo. Ladies abakwazi ke, kuyinto isivakashi wamukelekile kunoma yiliphi iqembu.

Ukuze Toast amadoda akho aba mnandi, zama ukusho awayona egameni yabo futhi egameni iqhawe movie noma ngisho into engaphili.

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Nkosi! Wena izinkanuko ngakho ohlwitha kimi ngeminwe nezandla zakhe efudumele.

Emsebenzini, ngihlala njalo lapho, kodwa kukancane bayangimema ekhaya. Mhlawumbe umkakho ngeke like it uma ebusuku Ngeke bangene embhedeni naye angiyise.

By the way, ngilapha, inceku yakho yokwethembeka. Ready sokunikela njengamanje (sikunikeza isibambo).

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Ngibuke ibhayisikobho ekhuluma ngeqhawe James Bond. Okwamanje yamaprojekthi 007 Ngabuka kwesikrini futhi wathi: "Esiphuthumayo bhala umlayezo oyimfihlo. Hamba lwami lwekutalwa - FUNDA lokuzalwa. Esikrinini uvele incwadi: "Ngeshwa, Angikho nawe. Ngempela bengifuna ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa. Ngokukhethekile wathenga Tuxedo entsha bese ironed ke. Kodwa Russian amasiko izikhulu kungukuthi badabula umngcele, njengoba ngichazile ukuthi ngase ngizophumela lokuzalwa kwami kuwe. Ngempela ngiyabakhumbula. Wena ugqozi yami oyisibonelo. ""

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Ngizobuya baphuze ngawe osezingeni eliphezulu kakhulu upetrol kanye ne ayahlokoma injini enamandla nge 600 amahhashi. Wena potrebuesh iphasiphothi yami kanye ukufunda: Aston Martin Rapid S. Ngingumfana endleleni yami kuwe. Ngokushesha Ngizoba egalaji. Ukuqinisekisa ukuthi amaphupho lalinamandla zagcwaliseka!

Iba nguwe

Uma bekungathiwa ukusho a ubhontshisi emadodeni, sicela ungadikibali. Yebo, umuntu okhuluma nge inkulumo okuphuza spotlight. Akuwona wonke umuntu uyakwazi wakwazi ukuzigcina uphila emehlweni zonke izimenywa samanje. Kwakuyintokozo yodwa singaziphatha ngokungathi ngendlela ephambene neyemvelo noma ulahlekelwe izwi lakho.

Kodwa uma uthi a ubhontshisi ngoba amadoda, yilowo nalowo kubo ngilalelisise, ukubonga. Ukhuluma at zonke esidlweni, futhi kuyomelwe yimpumelelo enkulu nabobulili obuhlukile.