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Amahlaya abangamaJuda: izingcaphuno. amahlaya Funny Jewish

Wake wacabanga yini ukuthi iyini le amahlaya kweqiniso abangamaJuda? Kuyini elikhuhluziwe lakhe ngisho lapho avela khona? Lesi sihloko sichaza ngokuningiliziwe zonke izici umlando uhlobo yamahlaya amahlaya ngamaJuda.

Nasi umlando amaqiniso athile

Wona kanye umqondo welithi amahlaya kulula ukubona, kuba isigaba esithile amahlaya, izindaba kanye ezilula, lapho kukhona izinhlamvu eziningana sabanjwa ezihlekisayo izimo. Nokho, amahlaya Jewish - ke aluyona nje amahlaya evamile. izwi Russian "Gag" ukuhumusha kusuka ngesiHebheru okusho ukuthi "ukuhlakanipha." Akukhona ukuthi kumane kuqondane, ngoba amahlaya yangempela Jewish ligcwele incazelo futhi kuhilela ulwazi oluhle yobuJuda. Amahlaya amaningi angamaJuda bahlekise Orabi abayiziphukuphuku nabangahlakaniphile ukuqonda ihlaya, kumelwe wazi okuningi izindaba zeBhayibheli.

Izinhlamvu main ezilula ethandwa kakhulu - i jokers edume abangamaJuda: Herschel Hank Chabad, Efrayimi Graydinger. Herschel prototype owawukhona ngempela, wayephila ekhulwini le-18 futhi wayaziwa njengomuntu ophansi ophuzayo futhi isinxibi kabuhlungu Wit.

Namuhla, umbono amahlaya Jewish ishintshile kakhulu. Okwakushiwo yokuqala namahlaya Wacishe essence yayo. Manje lolu hlobo amahlaya ibonwa njengoba into elula kakhulu, kucace bese cishe dine chwaneka ukungazi naivety lamaJuda elula.

Yini ekhethekile ngale amahlaya Jewish

Lwentando amahlaya Jewish self-indida kanye ihlaya ephelele bonke ubuthakathaka hhayi kuphela abantu bamaJuda, kodwa sonke isintu. Amahlaya amaningi angamaJuda zidinga isilaleli a erudition ezithile emlandweni abantu bamaJuda. Futhi nomlando wayo ugcwele edabukisayo (ngenxa yokuthi amaJuda ngokuvamile kakhulu baba yizisulu ngokuhamba umlando emhlabeni), amahlaya eziningi kangaka, ngaphandle fun main nomthwalo engenangqondo, kukhona umuzwa yesibili lapho bona amalungu alolu ubuzwe izimpendulo efaneleka futhi behlakaniphile futhi izixazululo eziningi zokuphila ezinzima.

Izihloko ethandwa kakhulu amahlaya lamaJuda futhi ezilula

Kukhona themes eziningana eziyinhloko, okuyinto laqanjwa amahlaya eziningi ezahlukene. Mhlawumbe omunye ethandwa kakhulu kungenziwa ngokuthi ezilula zansuku zonke. Zichaza izindaba ezincane ezenzeka ekuphileni kwansuku zonke ukuthi ungumJuda. Thanda amahlaya Jewish kwaqubula kusitsho egcwele zonke izinhlobo namaqhinga ezingcolile futhi ubonise ubuhlobo kwamaJuda izindaba zabo. UmJuda kubonakala kithi ezilahlayo, futhi ngokuvamile uba yinto yokuhlekwa usulu, zona ngokwazo kwenza amahlaya aluhlaza cwe.

Zikhona nezinye izinkinga, kodwa izinto ezithile ngokuqondile nangokusuka zidinga ulwazi emkhakheni imibhalo waseBhayibhelini, nezinye izici eziningi namasiko abantu bamaJuda. Ngokwesibonelo, amaJuda Bavame ukugconwa oyisiphukuphuku Orabi abangafundile, Nokho, kungukuthi bewela umngcele lokuhlambalaza futhi yathi iTalmud. Lona amahlaya ezicashile yamaJuda, egcwele kusitsho okwakhe futhi igcina ukuhlakanipha namasiko abantu bamaJuda.

Amahlaya abangamaJuda: izingcaphuno, amazwi namazwi ezinamaphiko

Ake siphenye. izindaba eminingi yamaJuda yayithandwa kakhulu kule kwamaSoviet, ezinye zazo zaguqulwa, futhi kusukela amahlaya izingcaphuno esetshenziswa yithi kuze kube manje. Lokho ethi wonke umuntu oye wezwa kuBaba futhi okungenani kanye ezimpilweni zabo.

  • Ucabanga ngiyathula? Ngisanda abasho lutho!
  • Nkulunkulu asivikele abesifazane ezimbi, kusukela isidingo ezinhle qaphela!
  • Uma ukuphila ingakuthuthukisi, khona-ke siba sibi nakakhulu.
  • - In nomndeni wakho kukhona amaJuda? - Cha, yimina engihlala!

Izinhlobonhlobo amahlaya Jewish

Njenganoma yimuphi anecdote, isiHebheru inesimiso lokushintsha ukujwayela nemithetho ezweni elithile noma indawo, kanye nabantu abahlala kuwo. Ngenxa ezinye zezici zomlando, kwenzeka ukuze inani elikhulu lamaJuda ahlala e-Odessa. Futhi-ke, base abasunguli okuthiwa Odessa amahlaya. Isici Odessa jokes ukuthi ahlekise ngama-ukuhaha yamaJuda. Cishe zonke ihlaya wittily ugcizelela iqiniso lokuthi wonke amalungu lobuzwe inikezwe efana imali ukuthi zingabantu ngobuqili nabahahayo.

Nazi izibonelo ezicacile zendlela Odessa amahlaya:

- Futhi kungani amaJuda angabantu benamakhala amakhulu kangaka? - Ngenxa yokuthi umoya imahhala!

- Usho ukuthini, kuthando lapho uqala? Noma kunjalo, lokho ayeyongile, hhayi ubuka izinga lokushintshisana!

Lo mphathi ubuza amaJuda: "Uvela weza emhlabeni ngenjongo 'umJuda wamphendula wathi:" Uphi inzuzo ukulahlekelwa ukuthi wena wedwa ...?! ".

Izimonyo kusukela odakeni Olufile. Ekugcineni, kuyiqiniso iphupho eminyaka ubudala yamaJuda - ukwenza imali odakeni!

Odessa amahlaya

Odessa amahlaya Jewish ngokuvamile walidumisa ukuba nezeluleko ezinhle nasesimweni sengqondo ekhethekile amaJuda Odessa. Ngenxa Odessa lwesigodi ethile (ulimi ocebile kakhulu, ezimibalabala futhi ezimibalabala), wonke amahlaya kubonakale ehlekisa, futhi izingcaphuno nemishwana, abaningi kakade babe ezinamaphiko. Odessans ukulondoloza ngokucophelela amasiko abo udlule ezizukulwaneni ngezizukulwane, zonke aphorisms ezidumile ezilula. Umusho "Ihlaya-Odessa!", "Thina kukhona lokutsite labafuna kukusho" wabonakala lapha.

Ake ukuhlonipha okungcono Odessa amahlaya, lapho njengoba abalingiswa abasemqoka ngokuvamile isinyathelo Rabinowitz, uSolomoni Markovich, uSara Abramovna, Moishe, nabanye.

  1. Isihambi ucela odessite:
    - Awazi kanjani ukuya Privoz?
    - Ha! Futhi namanje ucela ... kanjani ngiqhubeka ngilandisa Privoz? Nge imali!
  2. Rose Moiseevna ukholelwa ukuthi ngempela Odessa owesifazane engenandoda ngeke konakalisa!
  3. - Oh, uSara, mina lamuhla washelela wawa ezitebhisini futhi waphula kwesilevu sakhe.
    - Ungakhathazeki, Monya, kusadingeka okwengeziwe ezimbili!
  4. - ngiseyileya sorry, kodwa lapho ethunyelwe kuwe ngakho sho ve beze lapha ngokuqondile?
  5. - Sarah Wee ukumela - lokhu bastard ungishiyile, ngasala ngedwa nomyeni wakhe.
  6. - Monya, njengoba ukuphila?
    - Taki ukucabanga ongazithanda izimpukane.
  7. - Itzik Sawubona, wena unjani?
    - Yebo, lapha, ngiya eholidini.
    - Nge noSara noma injabulo?
  8. - Ngiyaxolisa ukubiza ngasekupheleni kunjalo, uSolomoni Avraamovich.
    - Wena awusiye ngasekupheleni, Sophie kancane, yebo ongayenza - lutho!
  9. - Monya, vula-ka ithelevishini. Ake sithi bathi, sho ube nathi siphile kahle, futhi asazi ...

amahlaya Modern Jewish

Okwamanje, amaJuda amaningi benza amahlaya ngezihloko ukuthi ayekade enqatshelwe. Ngokwesibonelo, ngisho engu-50 baye akazange enziwe amahlaya emnyama. Black amahlaya amahlaya kuhilela phezu kokufa, izifo kanye sisezinhlungwini. Nasi esinye sezibonelo yesiteleka kakhulu lolu hlobo amahlaya kanzima:

izwi Cranky futhi whiny ingane: - Angifuni sonke isikhathi ukuba sizungeze!

Izwi abukhali kayise: - epholile! Uma ungenalo livaliwe, ngithi kini, kanye nezinye emlenzeni kwisitezi kufika!

Njengoba ubona, amahlaya evamile kusho ukungabi khona ukuhlupheka, futhi black Kufanele umesabe ukwesaba. Ngokuvamile, kunencazelo imfihlo kufihlwe black amahlaya futhi ifomu elibi amahlaya eyenziwe impikiswano khona okubi emhlabeni lowadalwa nguNkulunkulu ngalokucondzile.

ezilula behlakaniphile ngokuhlakanipha zorabi

Izindaba eziningi zanamuhla enikelwe othisha beTalmud, le Orabi. Uma amahlaya bakuqala kwakunamadoda ikakhulukazi ngezinto ezinzima ukuthi kungenziwa kuphela waqonda uma wazi imibhalo yeBhayibheli. Manje kukhona amahlaya eziningi kangaka zezihlubuki ukuthi ziyafinyeleleka kalula futhi eqondakalayo, kodwa ningathwali umuzwa omkhulu futhi ezingeni eliphansi vulgarity. Ake sibheke izibonelo zendlela lezi zindaba zibonisa izwe amaJuda themes eziningi zenkolo.

  1. - Rabi, kungenzeka yini ukukhuluma nabafileyo?
    - Yebo, kodwa ngeke aphendule.
  2. Rabi uhlazisa phakathi isevisi:
    "Kukhona umuntu snoring. Wake ingabe!"
    Uhlazisa: "Ingabe wena ngakho kufanele elaliswa, wena ngimvuse?"
  3. - Rabi! - ucela Moshe. - Gcina umkami, wabe uyafa!
    Rebbe ungena ekamelweni, bese ebuya futhi uthi:
    - She basindiswe! Mina wahlwitha inkemba engilosini yokufa.
    Moishe Happy futhi sibonge ebuyela ekhaya, kodwa ke kuza emuva. - Umkami efile, - uthi. - Awu, isilo ingelosi yokufa! - eseziqede urabi. - Yena waklinywa wakhe ngezandla!

Ezilula ngamaJuda abadumile

Isici esikhethekile ngomqondo samaJuda amahlaya ukungezwa izindaba yeqhawe ngamaJuda edume kunazo zonke. Izinhlamvu main amahlaya - kungcono owaziwa ubuntu, izifundiswa, abaqambi, abalobi, bopiyano ngisho odokotela. By endleleni kufanele kuphawulwe ukuthi amaJuda - abantu abahlakaniphe kakhulu banezimfanelo amandla ongashi ingqondo nekhono elikhulu ukufunda kanzima. AmaJuda bebelokhu kakhulu bafundile, isizwe nangokuhleleka abacebile, ngakho amahlaya ngamaJuda abadumile ungenzi kubo yinto yokuhlekwa usulu, kodwa kunalokho, lezi izindaba embule Wit kanye nokuhlakanipha amaJuda.

  1. Omunye umlobi wathi uzakwabo:
    - Selokhu sahlangana okokugcina, inani abalandeli bami liye laphindeka kabili!
    - Halala! Futhi angicabangi wake ukushada!
  2. Intokazi, wayala umdwebi odumile Max Liebermann isithombe sakhe, ebuzwa kokukhathazeka, nokuthi siyefana kwasekuqaleni.
    - Ungakhathazeki, ngizokulungisa ukubhala anjengawe kunawe! - Lieberman wamqinisekisa.
  3. Famous bovian saseVienna Bela Haas uyakhononda:
    - anginaye unkosikazi, akukho zingane - futhi lokho, kuvela, ngiba ukuphila ngaphandle ubumnandi?

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