Funny skits mayelana nothisha ku noSuku Lothisha

Nge kothisha ubhekene wonke umuntu. Okokuqala, wahlangana naye ngomfanekiso umfundi, bese - ku indima yomzali. Ngakho-ke, skits ezihlekisayo ngabafundisi uthanda cishe bonke abantu. Futhi ngaphandle kwabo awukwazi ngemaholide esikoleni!

Funny skits mayelana othisha nabazali Vovochkinyh

Oh, futhi bonke othisha wathatha elidumile Little Johnny! Kodwa, njengoba kuvela, abazali bakhe akuzona zingaphansi kwakhe ulwazi, ukuba nezeluleko ezinhle kanye ukuzethemba. Ngakho-ke, skits funny mayelana othisha nabazali Vovochkinyh zizongena kuleli simo of ngemaholide esikolo.

Scene mayelana Vovochkinogo ubaba futhi ngokomzimba Ezifundweni zakhe

Lokhu-miniature kuyinto ngempela ofanele njengoba izigcawu ku noSuku Lothisha. izindaba Funny ezihlobene kancane-witted abazali - ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthi akuselona bajabule othisha? Esiqintini izigcawu iqala neqiniso ukuthi isikole Vovochkin ubaba nekhanda lakhe wabopha futhi ehamba ngemikhoba. Kudinga umqondisi isinxephezelo yezimali ukulimala, njengoba emtholampilo ningathuli ngaye newsletter lokukhokha. Umqondisi nezimangaliso "kungani isikole kumele akhokhele ikhanda ephukile?"

- Yebo, akukho esikoleni, futhi imfundo uthisha wakho ngokomzimba! Kuyinto aphoqeleke izingane ukwenza umsebenzi, Ngazama ukusebenzisa, bema ngaphandle emnyango ejimini - futhi nakhu umphumela!

- Yini abayifuna enjalo ayinakwenzeka Andrei Petrovich kusukela izingane? - umqondisi bamangale.

- Wathi kubo: "Bantwana, ukukhulisa umlenze wakho kwesokudla!" Nami, ephakanyiswe komlenze wakhe. Futhi uthi: "Manje, phakamisa umlenze ngakwesokunxele," Ngazama phakamisa umlenze kakhudlwana futhi kwesokunxele, ngibeke izandla phezu sill iwindi, kodwa yawela, ukushaya ikhanda lakhe phansi ... futhi imilenze yami washaya kurediyetha! Kuyamangalisa ukuthi ngisho konke izingane zakho ningabi Kunjengokungathi!

Isithonjana "Anna Kazan '

Uphumelele skits funny mayelana nothisha, abhalwe izitayela zakudala. Ngokwesibonelo, kungase kube i-miniature, into efuze leyo "sikaKhisimusi Wabadobi futhi Golden Fish."

Little Johnny esehlala nabazali bakhe

Right eduze esikoleni sabo.

Ayehlala lapho + iminyaka emihlanu kanye ezinyangeni ezimbili.

Little Johnny waya kulesi sikole,

Futhi abazali wayeya njalo emihlanganweni.

Lapho ubaba waya emhlanganweni,

Lo bheka - uthisha zonke oyisithunjwa.

Bese kuthi-ke uyise wabuza uthisha:

- Kwenzenjani, u-Anna?

uthisha Zibe Abantu Abadala Abavuthiwe uyise:

- Maye ebabayo kwenzekile!

Ikhomishini wafika esikoleni,

Ngaya izifundo ezahlukene.

Yilokho ekilasini lethu, babheka, kodwa ...

wonke umuntu Imangele, Ungafihli, Little Johnny,

Vele, singasho, ngempela bashaqeka!

Wathi ekomidini fair,

Thanda, uthando vneurochku ngaphandle inkumbulo,

Ngokuthi "Izinganekwane Kazan '... Yebo ...

Mayelana legends akazange aliphathe nakancane igama,

Wathi ngisho ethi e Kazan

Lezi izinganekwane wabhala izinganekwane -

izakhamizi bandulo Kazan.

Lapha uyise wamangala ngezinga elikhulu:

- Yini Ivanovna nangabe ungajabuli emshadweni?

Indodana yami wena ukuba nginconywe uthi,

Futhi asinayo ukunambitha!

- matasa ngakho emva esikoleni

It ngokuthi ezahlukene kakhulu ngemva zonke!

Kukhona nje kuphela mayelana inkulumo izinganekwane velasya

A kabanzi mayelana ska futhi-ni-ya!

Futhi kukhona ngempela ukuthi nawo nasolakeni uyise:

- Uma wenza kanjalo, u-Anna Ivanovna,

Njengoba ayezalelwe edolobheni,

Lokho okubizwa ngokuthi namuhla Kazan,

Lokhu impikiswano kungaqali, maye,

Ukuhlasela ingane isimangalo!

- Ukuphi kusuka ezifana Take-lokho

Yini, efana, owazalwa ngo-Kazan mina?

- Njengoba nasho, bathi, eklasini

Sifundza izinganekwane. Futhi - ne Kazan mina besele ngikhona!

Thishela ohlwitha ekhanda lakhe ememeza, "Oh," ebaleka endaweni yesehlakalo. Vovochkin Ubaba shrugs futhi uya phesheya.

Old Hottabych - sengathi wayengumuntu?

Ungase uyibone ngeso lengqondo izigcawu ku noSuku Lothisha ezihlekisayo, lapho i Tome lasendulo liqoshwe hieroglyphs kuso izosetshenziswa. Kuyenzeka aphume ibhodlela, okuyinto Volka ukubamba olwandle. Wonke umuntu endlini uzobe elinde genie, futhi lapha ... Futhi Volka bamangale kakhulu - ehluke kulotshiwe encwadini ngawe!

Futhi ungakwazi namanje ukukhulula genie esiteji ngesikhathi izigcawu ku noSuku Lothisha. Funny imiyalo okuyinto ukhipha Hottabych ubudala cishe rassmeshat zonke kothisha nabafundi! Nakuba tomes ukufunda e indingilizi luyingxenye uthisha kanye ngesikhathi iholide jikelele kanye nabafundi bakhe okwakumelwe babe yilo, phela ezahlukene.

"I imiyalo uthisha osemusha kusukela nozakwethu abanolwazi" kwaba ngesibonakaliso

okudala kakhulu kuyoba skits funny mayelana nothisha ku noSuku Lothisha, uma imithetho kumelwe ahlanganiswe kuzo, ngeke kuphela ukufunda kodwa futhi idlalwe. Ngokwesibonelo, kungase ibukeke.

Hola (i umfundisi ongumakad 'ebona):

- Master!

Ukuze singenele ekilasini, omunye uthisha osemusha ibonisa okwamanje engena ekamelweni, ukubeka esikhwameni wakhe etafuleni, nodding ekilasini engcondvweni bese ulungela ahlale esihlalweni, kuyisunduzele lisuke ngaphansi kwetafula. Oholela cishe ememeza:

- Musa hlala phansi!

Kodwa uthisha useye wahlala phansi esihlalweni. Oholela lokuthuka shaking ikhanda ngokudabukisayo, futhi uyaqhubeka:

- Musa esihlalweni esinjengesihlalo ngokushesha - lokuqala uhlole ukuthi kuso noma i-glue izinkinobho ...

Mfundisi uyavuka, kodwa kwesitulo has isemanzini futhi liphuma kuwo. Ukuze kuzuzwe lokhu umphumela umane ngokusebenzisa wayibhinca ukuba imperceptible ukubophela.

Ngokufanayo, ungakwazi ukushaya yonke imiyalo, okungase ujike ngisho ku miniature skits funny mayelana nothisha ku noSuku Lothisha - umyalo ngamunye ube ukumelwa encane agcwele.

Isithonjana-mthetho ngoba ekuqaleni othisha

Google skits funny mayelana kothisha nabafundi kungenziwa, esekelwe esimweni sangempela izifundo wahlangabezana 'onogwaja ". Ngokwesibonelo, ehamba phambili lukhuluma lo myalo:

- Master! Ungalokothi edingekayo ngemisebenzi abafundi, unezela inkulumo ethi "igazi emakhaleni akhe!"

Eyayembuleka isenzo lo myalo, ungakwazi ukushaya ezihlukahlukene skits funny mayelana uthisha yesihloko. Ngokwesibonelo, ezifana.

Thishela uniketa umsebenzi izingane:

- Kusasa, zonke ukuletha umsebenzi - igazi emakhaleni!

Izingane Unqekuzisa ikhanda, ziyanyenyezelana, ukugigitheka. Esibonisa ukukhanya, simulating ukuqala kosuku olusha. Izingane ahlale zokuqukethwe, Thishela uyabuta ukufunda umsebenzi omunye wabo. Omunye ufundeka kanje: "Umlobi. Igazi ukusuka ekhaleni layo. Nganele wabhala indaba kusihlwa. Kungazelelwe, Ngazumeka. Inhloko ngokwayo yawela ku-notebook, ekhaleni isicaba phezu etafuleni kusukela kuye kakhulu sophe! "

Mhlawumbe okunye ukukhetha umsebenzi: "Letha yezandla - igazi emakhaleni," Ngenxa yalokho - izingane ukuletha Bubbles nge "igazi". Futhi omunye uthi egazini likamama esithathwayo kanye nezinye - ukuthi isingezansi ibonwe obedlula ngendlela emgwaqeni, kanti elesithathu uthi wathatha igazi ... umqondisi wesikole, bethi Wayala ukuba benze kanjalo Natalya Petrovna!

Scene-umyalo wokuba 'matematichki "

Etholwe very funny skits ngabafundisi, ezibangela abafundi wasisebenzisa kahle futhi ezihlekisayo. zesiteji enjalo ngisho efanelekayo esikoleni KVNov.

Moderator:

- Thishela izibalo! Musa nzima abafundi bakho nge ukuchema kuzo zezenhlalakahle umsebenzi wabo - ngabo indlovukazi zonke wesayensi kungenye ndaba.

uthisha:

- Guys, sicela uchaze igagasi sine. UPeter!

Peter okuthile wabhala ngokushesha ephepheni, a Ukulunywa ipeni, uyazenwaya ikhanda lakhe, ingalo ruffles izinwele - ngamafuphi, libonisa amavesi tekubhala. Khona-ke Avuke esithombeni ukumisa, ubeka phansi umlenze wakhe emuva, ingalo udlulisela phambili nihewule efunda ishidi:

- Oh, kwakusondela igagasi sine, abangane,

Manje chaza ngilapha.

Nanguya enhle, akukho mazwi lapha -

Kodwa mina uzokunika impendulo egcwele.

Njengoba izidakwa cruise ikhaya

Curvier ke. Etulu naphasi

Ijika curls, curls, curls ...

Maye, lapha imvumelwano alinikwa ...

Variable sine! kusuka ekhoneni

Njalo kuncike. Njalo!

Mayelana amplitude! I-agumenti!

Kungenzeka ukuthi i-COP zokudakwa

Mina ugijimele? Futhi ngenxa yokuthi isilonda

Landelela? noma ophoqelelwe

imikhondo yakhe kangaka udidekile

Isivunguvungu Seqhwa? Futhi iqhwa eyayina ngobuningi? ..

Thishela ngolaka onqamuka "imbongi":

- Awu, lokho kwanele, Petya, frolic!

Hlala phansi, imbongi uPetru. Unit!

Isithonjana mayelana uthisha isiZulu

Ngempela uthanda pedagogues dramatizations esifushane, lapho abadala bebonisa amakhono abo kanye namahlaya, indida mayelana ukuba nezeluleko ezinhle ezineshwa ubuvila. Okunjalo ezihlekisayo skits uthisha kanye umfundi ukudlala ndawonye, ngakho Site wonke ekhonsathini esikoleni.

uthisha:

- Good Day, Volodya!

- Good Day, Anna Pavlovna, - nokugcizelelwa umfundi wemfanelo.

- Ufundile amagama?

- Koneshn Pavlová!

- Kuyoba ngesiNgisi "isanqante"?

- Morkveyshnl!

- A amazambane?

- Kartofeyling!

- Ngakho, Volodya ... Zamechatelneyshnl! Ukuze otvetiling wena poluchaeshnl edinitsiling! Ponimeyshinl?

Volodya ufakazelwe yilabo abazibiza esidabukisayo, ucosha idayari kanye namahlamvu.

Isithonjana of esiqintini anecdotes mayelana Vovochka for girls

Funny skits mayelana wothisha insimbi wokugcina inkatho njengoba izinkumbulo ebuntwaneni uye esekhulile abathweswe iziqu. Ngakho-ke kungenzeka abafana big namantombazane ukucabanga izingane - amantombazane amancane kudabuke kanye freckles nebafana knickerbockers ngosizo. Omunye izigcawu zingase ezinjalo.

uthisha:

- UNatasha, ungitshela ukuthi ukuzalela nemisundu eminingi?

- kuhlukane Tamara Stepanovna!

- Ngaphezu kwakho konke, i-NPA uNatasha, kanjani?

- lokwela efanayo uTamara Stepanovna!

- Awu, uNatasha, Nkulunkulu ababusise, izimpethu ... Futhi unginike izilwane eziyishumi ezihlala e-Afrika.

- Four ingwenya nezinkawu eziyisithupha!

- Zonke uNatasha, ukubekezela kwami uphezu! Nikeza yakhe yezenzakalo zansuku zonke, ngingabeka kuwe Deuce!

- Futhi Anginayo manje ... Vasilisa yakhe ngathatha ngesikhathi. Manje ngeke okwesabisa abazali babo.

Isithonjana kwi esiqintini anecdotes mayelana Vovochka abafana

uthisha:

- Yeka ukuthi kuyinto ezimbili plus ezimbili? UTanya, ungiphendule!

- Abayizinkulungwane eziyisihlanu, pigweed kubhavu omkhulu!

- engalungile. Ucabangani, Petya?

- Ngicabanga ukuthi ngoLwesibili!

- Awucabangi, Petya. Futhi uma ucabanga it is hhayi ubuchopho ... Little Johnny, mhlawumbe wazi impendulo enembile?

- Yiqiniso, pigweed Ivanna-! Kabili ezimbili ezine!

- Kunjalo, wena umnichka, Little Johnny! Futhi indlela ubuwazi?

- Ngakho eqinisweni uma esuka abe yizinkulungwane ezinhlanu, ukuze asuse ngoLwesibili, bese sithola ezine!

Isimo sesibili kungenziwa eyakhelwe Vovochki ingxoxo nabazali. indodana umama spashivaet eyayisezweni esikoleni namuhla. Little Johnny ngeqholo uyaphendula:

- pigweed Ivanna-ukunconywa ngokubekezelelana ubungani bakho!

- kungcono kanjani lokho? - wacela unina Ngimangele.

- Akakaze yathi, "Awu, Little Johnny, ngiyabonga kakhulu ukuba abazali bakho, bona ngempela inkonzo kimi Futhi wayecela zonke wathi uma wayenabo abafowabo nodadewabo, ngiqala wathi!.!

- Utheni?

- Khona-ke, kusho mina - kuphela ingane emkhayeni! Yilokho kanye uMaria Ivanovna wesula izithukuthuku ebunzini lakhe, ephakanyiswe izingalo zakhe ezulwini ngakhala ngenjabulo: "Ngiyabonga, Nkosi"

Ukuze uthole ukwaziswa sendlela beveza izithonjana izifundo ngoba ngamalanga wamaholideyi lokha iinkolo

Zonke zesiteji ibonisa ngokoqobo. Abadingi baziqambela. Vele uqaphele ukwenza ngokuvumelana nawo izingane nothisha futhi ukurekhoda yonke izigameko funny. Umnandi kunokuphila akazange eyami.