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Imibuzo Tupeyshie wabuzwa abantu

Namuhla, kukhona inkulumo ethi "izwe ligcwele idiots." Angifuni ukuba Yiqiniso, ukukholelwa, kodwa ngezikhathi ezithile kuye ngokuthi izenzakalo zamanje imicabango enjalo iya ku noma ubani onengqondo ehluzekile. Enye ubufakazi lokhu kungaba kulesi sihloko, lapho ngifuna ukukhuluma ngalokho tupeyshie imibuzo ebuzwa ngabantu ezimweni ezahlukene, nezithakazelo intsha yesimanje.

Isitatimende Inthanethi

Yini wena ucele? Yebo, cishe yonke into. Lokhu kuyiqiniso ikakhulukazi ngokuphathelene nesimo yelucwaningo. Ngakho okuhle ngale ndlela ukuthola ulwazi ukuthi akekho, isimiso, musa ukuhleka imibuzo umuntu ubeka ikhompyutha. Nokho, ngezinye izikhathi, abantu banesithakazelo, uveze amaqiniso njengoba enjalo, nobuwula, izimpendulo lapho abazama khona ukuthola ku-intanethi. Yimiphi imibuzo are you? Isihloko sephizela in the yelucwaningo umbuzo "yini okufanele uyenze lapho mina Shampoo." Ngokumangalisayo, abantu abaningi ukubuza ngalo. Ngu isimiso esifanayo, eziqala inkulumo ethi "lokho uma ngi ...", abantu ukubuza izinto eziningi. Ngokuqondene nabesifazane, ayathanda yelucwaningo, kungani siyiziwula enjalo, kungani Nutty noma omubi. Abesilisa nakho nesithakazelo imibuzo enjalo: "Kungani ngingakwazi isiwula (ngothando, umuntu egijima emva kwakhe)?", Njll Futhi evame ukubuzwa umbuzo "Ngokuba ngingubani mina". Zithanda ngokwako akuyona ingozi, kodwa ukubuza Inthanethi kuwubuwula kakhulu. Thola impendulo kuphela kube uma Rummage okuhle uqobo.

"Nginga ..."

imibuzo Tupeyshie Ungaphinde uqale ngamazwi athi "uma unga ...". Ngakho lapho abantu benesithakazelo kangaka. Yini ukubuza? Ngokumangalisayo, lenqwaba abantu banesithakazelo yini ebingenzeka uma isitimela iya ethoyilethi baphonse imfucuza, kanye ukuthi kungenzeka, ngokushesha ukuvula Scrap, ukushintsha ukuma womngane wakhe? Kazi kungani Scrap kwezinhloso zenzuzo oqotho? Futhi uma ukhetho lokuqala Kusengenzeka ukuze bathethelele ilukuluku lomuntu, kwesibili - othile nje umbhedo kungcono umcabango ogulayo. Kanti futhi, abantu bavame ukubuza ukuthi, "Umuntu ukuba Teleport?" "Ingabe eyokuthena ikati ngokwakho (ekhaya)" -? Konke umbuzo we sadist abasha!

Yini okumelwe uyenze?

nezindaba Tupeyshie ingase futhi baqale ngenkulumo ethi "esingakwenza". Ngakho, phezulu-ukuphela kuleli cala inkinga izinto abafana 'ukwenza nenye intombazane. " Kanti futhi, abantu ukukubuza yini ibulawe noma ofakwa uphoyizeni. Ngezinye izikhathi kubonakala sengathi ubulima womuntu nhlobo mkhawulo.

Abathandekayo ...

Kanti futhi, abantu abaningi bayathanda ukubuza imibuzo ukuthi siqale ngamazwi athi "yini uma ..." noma okunye okunjalo. Kuyamangalisa ukuthi unesithakazelo, kungenzeka ukusebenzisa umuthi wokuxubha namazambane ukwenza umlilo. Kazi, azalelwe ingqondo imicabango enjalo? Ngokuvamile, intsha nazo nesithakazelo, ngaphansi kwaziphi izimo zokuphila zingaba ayakhulelwa. Lo mbuzo akuyona nje ezihlekisayo, kodwa, ngeshwa, esibuhlungu, ukhuluma ngani ongaphakeme isiko ngokocansi ka intsha yanamuhla. Futhi lokhu, ngasendleleni, kungaholela imiphumela engemihle, futhi izifo ezihlukahlukene. Abanye abantu bayazibuza ukuthi kungenzeka ukuvula embizeni of amateki okusemathinini lezinkezo ezimbili. Lo mbuzo ubuzwa: "Kungani, akuyona ngakwesokunene elula kakhulu ukwenza izinto?" Futhi abantu bayazibuza ukuthi kungani abanye emithanjeni uma usike baqamekela umzimba ngamanzi afudumele. Okungukuthi, ilukuluku lutho, noma ngoba ulwazi nje uma? Hhayi-ke, ungabhekana kanjani ngokuphumelelayo hhayi proguglit kungani abakhiqizi hole nge laser igundane optical eyenziwe ngesimo kakhiye? Lena imininingwane ebalulekile ezifana! Ngokumangalisayo, abantu bacela nomunye kangakanani amafutha umuntu angaba inhlamvu. Lokhu kusikisela ezingeni eliphansi lemfundo phakathi abakhileyo ezweni lakithi.

Kanjani?

imibuzo Tupeyshie ungase uqale ngamazwi athi "indlela ...". Ngakho, abanye abantu uyazibuza kanjani ungakwazi buthule ukubulala umuntu noma indlela yokwahlukanisa baseChina Japanese. Usongo lwezigebengu emhlabeni bangakufakazela ukuthi imibuzo elandelayo ebuzwa nabangane bakhe: "Yeka ukuthi ukwenza isibhamu ekhaya?" Noma Intsha ngokuvamile unesithakazelo nendlela yokuba umelele subculture ezithile, kodwa namanje kulungile "Indlela ukwakha indlu-ibhomu?". Nokho, intsha futhi wabuza ukuthi angakuthola kanjani ube vampire noma zombie. Futhi okubi nakakhulu, ngokukhetha umsebenzi esikhathini esizayo, nendlela yokuba umbulali noma hacker? Imibuzo oyisiphukuphuku kakhulu oqala ngegama elithi "njenge-", "Indlela ukubhodla?" Futhi "kanjani ukwenza ukungivumela ukuhamba?" - futhi bathi abantu abaningi zisebenzisa ezihlukahlukene izidakamizwa notshwala izidakamizwa eziningi angenamkhawulo.

Kungani?

Umbuzo oyisiphukuphuku kakhulu emhlabeni Ungase futhi aqala ngegama elithi "kungani". Ngakho ngokuvamile abantu babuze "kungani izinwele pubic ikhula," "kungani Volodya agunde amadevu akhe" (umusho kusukela movie "The Diamond Arm"), "Kungani ukushada."

Kungakanani?

Kuyamangalisa ukuthi olunye abantu banesithakazelo "kungakanani isidumbu." Kazi kungani ibizwa umuntu azi? Kanti futhi, abantu bavame ukubuza ukuthi, kangakanani kuyinto isisu. Umbuzo Yiqiniso, azizona iziphukuphuku, kodwa futhi wathi okufanayo mayelana ongaphakeme isiko ngokocansi yomuntu yesimanje. ngokuvamile nesithakazelo izimpendulo zemibuzo ephathelene indlela esiyidinga ukusebenza ukwenza kwesigidi noma kungakanani lokhu noma ukuthi umzimba.

Yandex

Ungathola okuyinto wabuza umbuzo dumbest e Yandex. Ngakho, lapho, njengoba kwezinye izinjini owaziwa, abantu abaningi banesithakazelo lutho. Njengoba for ncamashi Yandex, izimpikiswano phezulu kukhona: "Kwenzekani uma scan esibukweni." Yandex futhi amasayithi ocebile ukuthi ukuthengisa izindlovu ukudala hemorrhoids imali, kanye uphendula lemibuzo elandelayo: "Intombi yami - Cyborg (yaoyschitsa, izikhali ezingcono, intuthu umbhalo)?"

Izimpendulo

Musa ngakhubeka, uma lezi zinto indoda hhayi kuphela, kodwa futhi computer uyonika impendulo efanele, okuyinto, by the way, futhi ngokuvamile enza. izimpendulo Stupid zemibuzo oyisiphukuphuku - yilokho ungalindela, kuba nobuwula kuphela angaphendula yobuwula. Nakuba ngisho kube ihlaya.

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