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Funny isihloko sencwadi - nephutha noma isizathu ukunikeza umklomelo?

Ngokuvamile kakade oqwembeni umfundi angakwazi ukuqonda ukuthi yini okufanele uyilindele. Nokho, isihloko sencwadi ngokuvamile funny ematfuba okuqukethwe ku-puzzle. Okungenani, le misebenzi ukumphakamisa kwemizwelo, futhi lokho kulungile.

Labo esivuna okungenangqondo ncwadi izihloko unika imiklomelo?

Ukuba khona "anti-umvuzo", okuyinto ukuhlinzekela kokufaneleka ezingabazisayo, ungakwazi ukuziqhayisa eziningi art isiqondiso. Lezo zincwadi asihlali sibukela. Umklomelo Umdwebo Prize, eyasungulwa inkampani efanayo futhi umagazini The umdayisi wezincwadi wangaleso, ekhishelwe funniest isihloko sencwadi.

Umbhali abazange bathole umklomelo, ngaphandle ukunakekelwa okukhethekile. Kodwa umfundi ofake phambili isiphakamiso encwadini, owaphuma unikelwa ibhodlela lewayini noma champagne.

Beyond amagama embi abawinile ezintathu?

igama Funny akuqinisekisi ukuthi okuqukethwe incwadi iyoba njengoba kumnandi. Kufanele uhlole abawinile okungenani ezintathu ezaziwayo I Umdwebo Prize Award.

  • "Ukupheka nge turd" (2011). Umbhali akusho lutho olubi! Eqinisweni, Pu - yigama lawo. Ngokusho engozini ebulalayo kule nguqulo yesiNgisi izwi Poo akulona "crab" e-Thai, futhi elithi isitsotsi ngoba indle. Ngalesi iqoqo njalo Culinary wathola umklomelo for the funniest isihloko sencwadi.
  • "Abantu abazi ukuthi the Dead: Indlela bazihlanganise Engazi abebedlula futhi Okufanele Ukwenze" (2005). igama Strange futhi isabise ngisho nokusabisa buyafaneleka. Kuyinto encwadini le imimoya yabafileyo futhi kanjani ukuqeda kubo.
  • "Indlela poop ngosuku" (2013). Okuqukethwe incwadi nakanjani kucace kusuka isihloko sokuqala. Ngokumangalisayo, umagazini isisebenzi I umdayisi wezincwadi wangaleso wathi opus akuyona kuphela igama fun, kodwa futhi ukuze uthole okuqukethwe ewusizo. Nakuba nezinye umhleli akazange avumelane naye, kodwa kuphela waphawula ukuthi "ophindwe cal."

Njengoba wena izincwadi izingane ezinjalo sika?

Abadala, yebo, nezimfanelo ezingavamile zomunye yabo. Kodwa abalobi babeqondiswa lapho ukhetha amagama izincwadi izingane ezinjalo sika?

Tale of Moles

Akukacaci ukuthi kungani indaba ephathwayo indle ngakho edonsela abalandeli uhlobo epistolary. Kodwa musa unake incwadi ngesibani nzima uWerner Holzvarsa. Kakade izingane yakhe inganekwane "Mayelana imvukuzane kancane eyayifuna ukwazi owayenze ekhanda lakhe" - isifundo ngempela.

Uzungu kuyinto ngempela nezateyliv. Imvukuzane eseke aphume umgodi ukubukela ukuphuma kwelanga. Kuleli qophelo, ikhanda lakhe lokubikezela "ongaziwa into oblong sifana isoseji", ogama ukuhlonza ngeke okungadala ubunzima umfundi. Ngaphezu kwalokho, lesi silwane abampofu uyobheka imbangela, ngempela ukukufunda ngokuningiliziwe inqubo sokuzikhulula ezahlukene eziphilayo nezidalwa.

Bheka ukukhanya opus German mayelana nezinqubo zika yemvelo bahluleka ngokushesha. Nokho, ngisho nangemva ukushicilelwa ngesisekelo ngemisebenzi waseshashalazini futhi kuhunyushwe izilimi 27 ku.

Misha anti, malume Tanya

Ngokungafani incwadi langaphambilini, "Unkosikazi okusha likababa, egama layo linguJehova Robert" silotshiwe injongo sina. Umbhali uchaza ngendlela esakhayo ezinganeni abangekho ongqingili, futhi kuyasiza nokunciphisa imiphumela bobulili obufanayo umshado omunye wabazali. Kulo mfanekiso, uyise umlingisi losemcoka sika ushiya umndeni ukuhlala nomngani omusha.

izincwadi engabazekayo. Ngakho-ke, ngesikhathi kuphela njengoba indaba izingane enegama ongaziwa ezaziwayo.

Yiziphi ezinye izinto okudingeka abantwana ukumazi kusukela ebuntwaneni?

Uma umbuzo imishado yabantu bobulili obufanayo nengane ngempela ukubhekana eminyakeni yokuqala, yini engase ishiwo izidakamizwa? Abalobi yencwadi American "Kumane utshani, 'siqiniseka ukuthi achazele ingane lokho kungenzeka kakade kusukela eminyakeni emi-3 ubudala!

Uhlamvu main Jackie evuka kusukela iphunga ongaziwa, okuholela ke ekamelweni yabazali. Umama nobaba, zokuqhuba ezokungcebeleka puffing insangu, unganqikazi ahlele ingane uhambo ezweni kwensangu.

Kufanele sinake yokuthi le ncwadi yakha isimo sengqondo esiqondile emuthini. "Kumane utshani!" - kusho umlobi. Nakuba ebonisa ukuthi izingane ezincane ukusebenzisa namanje zayo zinkulu.

Utheni?

Funny isihloko sencwadi - akusiyo njalo kukhethwa umlobi. Ngezinye izikhathi kuvela izimo angakhululeki lapho abantu bokuqala ukuzwa mayelana nomkhiqizo. Eziningi zalezi amaphutha ukuzwa yezincwadi:

  • "Kuboshwe abesilisa abathathu besemkhunjini, ubumpofu kanye izinja", J. K. Jerome.
  • "Ubugebengu yaseKazan" F. M. Dostoevsky.
  • "Blok e nebhulukwe lami," V. Mayakovsky.
  • "Umzingeli walruses" D. D. Selindzher.
  • "Maye kuwo inkungu" A. S. griboedov.

Ezinye izincwadi anamagama ongaziwa unokuqukethwe ezithakazelisayo futhi ewusizo. Kodwa iningi lesi sinyathelo imane nje zidonse ukunaka kwanoma abafundi. Mhlawumbe abalobi yabo kufanele icebiso zabuna futhi bathembele ikhwalithi, kunokuba ethusayo.

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