Scene "imikhonzo baba yaga." Comic iskripthi lokuzalwa

Kunoma isiphi isenzakalo kuyoba mnandi, uma izosetshenziswa scene-imikhonzo baba yaga. Lokhu uhlamvu inganekwane okwakubhekwa njengokubalulekile ezimbi kakhulu. Kodwa manje zengqondo zishintshile.

Modern baba yaga

okubi Emibi ukuthi kudala manje abantu ukwelelesa ingaba njengesihluthulelo cool, ubuntu kancane engenangqondo. very funny ungathola nge iqhaza wakhe endaweni yesehlakalo. Siyakuhalalisela kusukela baba yaga uzokwenza umcimbi iskripthi non-eziwubala, futhi sakujabulela kakhulu. Kubalulekile ukuthuthukisa umfanekiso entsha pasterns lwanamuhla Ozhki.

Ake lokhu uhlamvu ukushintsha ngokuphelele isithombe sabo. Ngokwesibonelo, kungase kubonakale sengathi ngesikhathi iholide akuyona owesifazane esibi esidala, ezingelwa ubuthakathi ukuketula, futhi cute, futhi ngempela dasher abasha, okuyinto esanda kuphela kwamukelwa kulesi sikhundla.

Presentation isivakashi at ngejubili

Ngokuqinisekile, wonke ukuhleka ngakho baba yaga. Ngonyaka ngosuku okwenzeka ngalo scene Zingase ziqale ngokusho okuthile zokudala ukumelwa isivakashi. Kungaba iphenduke ukubayisigebengu ukusebenza Khazanov mayelana abafundi ekolishi Culinary.

"Yileyondlela ngafunda uyathakatha-Vamp, kuphela kokuqala flunked ukuhlolwa. Awu, niyazi: le nabathakathi abasha chertyaka ... Oh, yeka babeyizibonelo chertyaka! Kafushane, njengoba phakathi kwamabili - thina sonke okubi okungukuthi undereducated, ngubani egibele panicle, ngubani ku "mokik" flying, futhi - ngesabatha, ukuze kwentaba Bald. Futhi kukhona ... Ah, ukufunda eh, dears yami, kwaba izintuthwane ezithambile e iculo lethu, frolic njalo ngehora, ikhanda lakhe buphendukile baba! Kodwa ngalokhu ngicabanga Ngafunda endaweni ethile ... Ngokuvamile, ngathunyelwa course "babyagin". By endleleni, lapho Ngiphinde neze "C grade" isikhathi.

Into engingasoze ukushwiba, kancane ukuphazanyiswa. Ngakho, ngize lapha ukuletha Hero of the Day siyakuhalalisela. Kusukela baba yaga - owesifazane (igama ofunda ephepheni ukuthi liyasuka ubhodisi). Ngakho ... Manje! Rep. amazwi ami. Folk umculo.

Rap ODE yokudumisa intombazane lokuzalwa

okudala kakhulu umsindo ukubingelela ezihlekisayo kusukela baba yaga e isitayela intsha isiqondiso zomculo-senkondlo.

Zonke - nenhlonipho! Yimi, ugogo Yozhka! Nginawe futhi! Futhi rap yami - i-Earth owesifazane ongcono (igama layo lokuzalwa sika)!

Ukuphila kwami akuzange amnandi,

Road kuya imigodi akuzona bushelelezi futhi,

Isiphetho njalo ngenza ubuso,

Ngitshele, ngoba ukuphila kwethu kuthi akufane?

Kodwa ngisho nalapho zimemeza eyalandela: "Ugogo-Yozhka"

Ngiyazi ukuthi kukhona ukwesaba kancane,

Kukhona nenhlonipho, umona, uthando,

Nenhlonipho. Kusithinta igazi!

Awubukeki ngemva chelas ezinjalo,

Ngithathe alikhulumi ngazo ke rap ekuhlabeleleni yakho.

Yazi ukuthi bonke abesifazane - akukho stinkers, stervozy,

Kufanele ingakuvumeli ukucabangela nokuqhwandela njengoba izwibela.

Mani eceleni kwami, ukucula nami ndawonye!

Thina Ganiselanani lapha rapping nawe.

Kusukela manje makungabikho muntu isikhathi amandla

Kuzoba phezu (igama: UTanya, Luda, Nadia)! Futhi kobukhulu umthwalo

Ehlombe othinta obucayi manje!

Nice makube eminyaka igama lakho!

Umculo yesehlakalo "imikhonzo baba yaga iqhawe kosuku"

Can bagqoke up in ewubuciko isivakashi ubulili ibhomu. Futhi bendabuko baba yaga wawavumela ke ukuhlala kuphela omunye Imfanelo, ezifana umshanelo noma Stupa. Futhi imoto imilingo ungakwazi hang izimoto isibonakaliso super imfashini. Bese yesimanje nakakhulu futhi kuyoba enkundleni ngokwayo.

Baba yaga owawungumnyaka idili ku isandla Leshim akhishwa e Bandana kanye lesikhumba ibhulukwe - kukuhle! Futhi uma naye nayo likhale umbhalo wakho ku ihubo laziwe kubo bonke, impumelelo ke izuzwe.

inketho Wonderful kungaba hit adumile "Indlela kusihlwa ajabulisayo eRussia", okuyinto tune amagama athile bazothola.

Njengoba hero usuku esiphundu namuhla!

Manje ihlala grandly, nobly,

Uyayilalela udumo sycophantic ka esidlangalaleni

Futhi ngomusa ukwamukela isipho ngasinye.

Amabhokisi, ziboshwe ngozankosi, zase amahembe namawashi,

Futhi Amakhamera, netiye lishona,

Uhambo kwelinye izwe, lapho akunakwenzeka ngaphandle visa,

Futhi cufflinks, amaketanga ubuhle.

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Indlela omnandi namuhla iwayini lapha!

Umpe imilingo njengoba licwebezele engilazini.

Futhi Ngizokutshela njengamanje: ake nijabula!

Thina ayelinde leli holide muva.

iqhawe lethu ngosuku, ukuthi ezimbi lezi zibalo ufinyelelwe,

let Okuningi ngeke baphile ngisho esetshenziswa ekhulwini eyodwa,

Sifisa ubude bokuphila celebrant!

Futhi thina athembisa: eminyakeni eyikhulu ukucula leli vesi.

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Yeka ukuthi sihle kangakanani (ithi, abantu!) Live!

Futhi ukuphila kahle - kungcono izikhathi eziyisigidi.

Futhi kanjalo inhlanhla wawuphila ngaphakathi lo pilo - steeper

Akukwazi izifiso zomhlaba!

Impumelelo, ingcebo inhlonipho, udumo

Demand, futhi ... ziwe isinkwa French!

Uthando, champagne, kwelanga, iindawo ...

A enkingeni - Ugh, izinto kancane ungabali!

Ukudansa emkhosini

Scene-imikhonzo baba yaga kungabuye ephelezelwa striptease, ngokwemvelo, phakathi kohlaka okuvunyelwa. Ngakho-ke, lokhu kudansa ngokwako kufanele ucabangele ngendlela yokuthi sigemegeme lahlala begqoke ekupheleni ukusebenza. Ukuze wenze lokhu, ingubo yakhe kufanele libe izingxenye eziningi, okuyinto yena uyothatha off ngesikhathi umdanso: isikhafu, ibhande, Bolero, iphinifa, bakhothame ehlombe, isiketi, nasezinsikeni collar inkinobho, cuffs ka imikhono, ukhololo, njll

okudala kakhulu izobukeka umdanso emhlabeni umshini wokuwasha, okuzokwenza belingisa nesigxobo. Ungase futhi esikhundleni ubuhlalu phezu ring kusukela ocingweni nge clothespins zigundiwe kuso. Izinwele baba yaga phambi ukusebenza kungenziwa screwed curler ukuthi kancane eduze isithombe sale yangempela baba yaga, hhayi ukuphila fabulous.